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Page Title: Explosion? What's an explosion?

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CONCHRIS: Okay, I got to do this email quick, there's been a disaster somewhere and I have to get there.

Subject: Explosion

Conchris,
Please hurry there's been an explosion downtown I'll meet you the-
Oh my gosh a leg sorry Con your on your own the source of the explosion is in the center get down there now!

~Limoman

CONCHRIS: As if I already know that, the news "Action Cool News" is all up ons on it.

{Cut to the TV, fuzz then it displays Strong Bad at a desk}

STRONG BAD: And that's why the world is in crisis. It looks like that downtown has been exploded, The Cheat with Sky Cheat Traffic.

{Cut to The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: (Thanks Strong Bad!) {flies off-screen then on-screen, repeats every sentence} (I can see some guy, running for...) (...some building and...) (...it asploded and now...) (...there's a huge traffic running away from the exploding building...) (...oh the humanity!)

{Cut back to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Looks like it'll be a great day for a TRAFFIC JAM SANDWICH?

{Cut back to The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: (Not funny...) (That's a bad joke.)

{The T.V fuzzes, cut to downtown}

CONCHRIS: Shessh, how big is this downtown? I mean, come on! It's not like I want to see something interesting.

{A The Cheat holding "Yet Another The Cheat" sign flies by}

CONCHRIS: I stand corrected.

{Cut to the exterior of the building, Conchris stops outside the building}

CONCHRIS: Why am I doing this? I should be checking emails and answering them.

{Cut back to the Smandy 206, Cruroar is on it}

CRUROAR: And that's why I'm never going to end this email.

{Cut back}

CONCHRIS: Right, let's see who caused it?

{Conchris walks inside}

CONCHRIS: Wait a minute, I don't see who caused it, it could only be the work of...

{Zoom in on the shadow, it reveals to be The Poopsmith}

CONCHRIS: The Poopsmith? What the crap are you doing here?

{The Poopsmith picks up the sign that points to the right, pan right to reveal Chrionroar (Non-Concrew)}

CHRIONROAR: Oh crap! I've been found out!

CONCHRIS: Why do you do this?

CHRIONROAR: I was bored. Why else would I endanger lives?

CONCHRIS: Do you like to do that?

CHRIONROAR: Yes! It's fun watching them run away from my explosions! Crap...

CONCHRIS: CAUGHT YOU! Now you're going to Jail!

{Cut to The Field, Chrionroar is in a Cardboard Box, Strong Mad is beside it}

CHRIONROAR: Come on! Let me out!

STRONG MAD: ME NO LET WEIRDO OUT!

CHRIONROAR: LET ME OUT OR I'LL STRANGLE YOU!

STRONG MAD: NO!!!!

{Strong Mad punches the box, a yelp is heard}

CHRIONROAR: Fine, just wait until I get out! Until then, I'll just do a dance.

{The box starts moving away, Strong Mad notices and runs after it}

STRONG MAD: BOXY COME BACK!

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, err... Crapface."}

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