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Summary

Conchris receives a random email, he decides to go off-subject and then goes on an adventure to find a watch that isn't his

Page Title: Is this some sort of 104th Email Challenge?!

Transcript

CONCHRIS: You know, after about 103 emails, you should know that I don't do songs about email.

CONCHRIS: What the? One hundred something or other Hot Katies? What is this world coming to? What's next, Cooksar checks his email like everyday now?

{Cut to Cooksar Baker's kithcen, he is in front of his computer checking an email}

COOKSAR BAKER: Dear Cooksar, I'm just wondering why you are named Cooksar. And are you rivals with that Chef Guy? Your pal, Some Guy. Well, Some person, I'm named Cooksar because... {Cut back to the computer of Conchris}

CONCHRIS: Why does this universe always do the exact opposite?

SHIP'S COMPY: REPLY ALREADY!

CONCHRIS: Okay, okay. {typing} I left a pocketwatch in a hot tub? What are you all talking about? I don't remember even HAVING a pocketwatch. No, I'm not going back to retrieve it, that's Strong Bad's job! {not typing} Okay, I gotta forward this to Strong Bad... {types in 'forward to "[email protected]" whilst using Junk Mail unblocker' and the email then disappears with the words "FORWARDED'D!"} There, now all I need to do now is to do stuff.

{Cut to Strong Bad's Computer Room}

STRONG BAD: It's time for another email, email time!

FOWARDED FROM [email protected]:

Dear Mssr. Chriseganté,
You left your pocketwatch in the hot tub.
When will you be back to retrieve it?
-128 Hot Katies

STRONG BAD: Woah! It's like my dream come true! 128 Hot... WAIT A MINUTE! Why is there some sort of FORWARDED FROM [email protected] at the top? Well, two can play at this game, FORWARDED!

{Cut back to the ship}

CONCHRIS: I wonder what's on T.V...

{A small electronic like ringing is heard}

CONCHRIS: Oop! Must be my old email thingy. I forgotten I had it, Mini-Smandy or as the people who made it called it: Mini-Me. Let's see what emails I've gotten... {turns the Mini-Smandy on}

CONCHRIS: What the? Forwarded again? AUGH! Fine, I'll go on a mysterious quest to find the pocketwatch and sell it for a ridicolous price.

{Cut to a grassland, the following characters are in Storybook designs}

NARRATOR (STRONG BAD): And so, big headed Conchris went on a quest to find a pocketwatch and make me... umm, I mean, him a fortune by selling for a ridicolous price! {Cut to the same grassland but with Tiny-Handed Strong Bad}

NARRATOR: Tiny-Handed Strong Bad reluctancy came along, along with Duck Shirt and Pom Pom. {Homestar} I'm not worthy! {Normal} said duck shirt. {Strong Bad} Shut it up! {Normal} said T.H.S.B. {Conchris' overvoice} This storybook is getting stupid, let's cut back to normal! {Normal} Said... Hey wai-

{Cut to the same grassland but it isn't in a Storybook anymore}

CONCHRIS: Thank you camera guy, I'll get going, while you... umm... check FCUSA to see if it hadn't exploded yet.

{Cut to The Stick, the top is torn off, fire is in the background}

COOKSAR BAKER: Oops, I broke it.

THE KING OF TOWN: {roasting a marshmallow on a stick and eats it} Mmm, this is the tastiest fire ever.

COOKSAR BAKER: You sure? The others don't agree...

{Pan left but suddenly cut to the grassland, Conchris is running away with the pocketwatch}

CONCHRIS: No time to explain, JUST RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

{Conchris runs offscreen, some monsters chase after him, cut to Conchris' P.O.V, complete with HUD, the view turns right, and forward, then left, then turns around to reveal the monsters, the freeze ray fires to make a wall, turns around, forward and into the ship, cut to the ship outside the POV}

CONCHRIS: I'm glad I got a pocketwatch, I'm gonna sell it for a ridicolous price.

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, FOREVER!"}


Fun Facts

Trivia

  • Conchris' HUD says that his health is at 50, armor is at 900, his current weapon is the freeze ray with 50 ammo, his other weapon is a chainsaw, although he doesn't use it, the time says 20:30 and counts down until it exits his POV.

Easter Eggs

  • Clicking on the chainsaw will make him bring it out until the part he shoots the freeze ray.

Author's Comment

3/5 - Still a three, I don't really like my style much.

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