Con email.wue/115

Summary

Conchris attempts to do battle against Mr Person and his Rice Pudding-a-pult.

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Time to check some email...

Email Menu

Hey there! You have one unread email!

Rice Pudding - [email protected]

CONCHRIS: I have a feeling that announcing your evil plan isn't going to work...

Subject: Scheme!

Dear Buttchris,
My devilish and unsurpassable evil scheme can go ahead!
I shall catapult rice pudding at your house!
And you are powerless to stop me!
MWA HA HA HA HA!
Mr Person

CONCHRIS: {reads email, mumbles something to himself when he reaches 'Buttchris'} Okay... {in a sarcastic tone of voice} OH NO! Mr Person is destroying my house with rice pudding! And there's no way I can stop him! {stops being sarcastic} Why would I worry? It's only rice pudding...

{A sound that sounds like a window breaking is heard}

CONCHRIS: Great... And now, he's starting to attack...

{Conchris gets up and walks off, cut to the window, Homestar is on the ground with a bowl of rice pudding on his head}

CONCHRIS: Homestar! {mumbling} I thought I locked the front door... {speaking} What are you doing in my house with a bowl of rice pudding on your head, on the ground and looking like you've been hurt.

HOMESTAR: It's terrible! I came in and this bowl of rice pudding flew in and hit me in the head!

CONCHRIS: {mumbling} Well, I'm glad it did... {talking} Lemme guess... Mr Person?

HOMESTAR: I think so! {jumps onto his feet} I gotta go now! Bye! {runs off}

{A brief pause}

CONCHRIS: {sighs} It's just one of those days...

{Cut to outside the house window, Conchris looks out.}

CONCHRIS: HEY! MR PERSON! STOP FLINGING RICE PUDDING AT MY- {gets hit by a bowl of rice pudding} OOF! {falls out of the window} AAHHHH!

{Cut to the ground of the house, Conchris falls from the top of the screen and lands}

CONCHRIS: Ow... That hurt... {wiping the rice pudding from his face} This means war...

{Cut to Bub's Concession Stand, Conchris walks in}

CONCHRIS: BUBS! I need... {noticing the sign that says "Hiding from the Rice Pudding war"} Oh... Great. Bubs isn't here... {walks off}

{Bubs walks in from the door}

BUBS: Doo doo doo! {throws sign away} I'm back for business! {notices that Conchris is gone} AWWW CRAP!

{Cut to The Stick}

STRONG BAD: I don't know how much The Stick is going to take!

STRONG MAD: SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

{A bowl of rice pudding flings in and hits the stick, snapping one of its twigs}

THE STICK: {subtitled} Ow...

STRONG BAD: THE STICK! Are you okay?

THE STICK: {subtitled} I'm fine...

STRONG BAD: NOOO! THE STICK IS DEAD! AND IT'S THAT GUY'S FAULT!

THE STICK: {subtitled} Irony took its course...

MR PERSON: {offscreen} MWHAHAHA!

{Cut to The Field, Mr. Person is there with his Rice Pudding a-pult}

MR. PERSON: This is the GREATEST idea I've ever done! HA HA HA! Those fools will never live properly again without Rice Pudding being flung at their face! SERVANT!

{A The Cheat jumps out of the Rice Pudding-A-Pult}

SERVANT: Meh heh? {subtitled} Your orders?

MR. PERSON: FIRE THE RICE PUDDING MONSTER!

SERVANT: Meh meh! {subtitled} Yes sir!

{Servant jumps down and places the Rice Pudding monster on the Rice Pudding a-pult, it is then flung high into the air and lands near The King of Town's Castle}

{Cut to near The King of Town's Castle}

CONCHRIS: OH CRAP! I was going to ask that Kingy for help! Now a giant monster is blocking my way! {takes out his Freeze Gun and shoots at it, but nothing happens} Great... That's what I get for not charging it up...

RICE PUDDING MONSTER: ROOOAAARRR!

CONCHRIS: OH CRAP!

{Cut to inside The King of Town's Castle, The King of Town is humming to himself and passes by a window with the Rice Pudding monster visible, he suddenly stops and looks out the window}

THE KING OF TOWN: Oh boy! My rice pudding has arrived! {rushes out}

{Cut to outside The King of Town's Castle}

CONCHRIS: WHY... WON'T... YOU... STAY... DOWN! {whacks the monster over the head after each word}

{Eating noises are heard}

CONCHRIS: Huh?

RICE PUDDING MONSTER: ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

{The rice pudding monster starts shrinking until he disappears revealing The King of Town}

THE KING OF TOWN: Oh boy! That was great! Any seconds?

{Cut to The Field}

MR. PERSON: NOOOOOO! That stupid fat king has ruined everything! Come on Servant! Let's go...

{Mr. Person exits the screen but Servant just stands there}

SERVANT: Meehhhh... {subtitled} Back to the drawing board...

{The Paper comes down saying "Click here to email Conchris!"}

Easter Eggs

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Easter Egg Transcript

{Cut to Cooksar's kitchen, Cooksar is fast asleep as the King of Town sneaks in and takes some food, he then disappears with a note, Cooksar then wakes up}

COOKSAR: AH! What was that? {picks up the note} I.O.U some food... Kingy... {Looking up at the camera as the camera zooms out} NEXT EMAIL, KING OF TOWN! NEXT EMAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!

{Cheat Commandos Theme Song is heard}

SINGERS: Buy all our playsets and stuff!

{The Paper comes down again}