Con email.wue/57

Summary

The description is taking a holiday

Cast (In order of appearance): Conchris, Chriscon, Cruril, Cruril the 3rd, Captain Homestar, Homestar Runner

Places: Conchris' Room, Chriscon's House, Cruril's Mailbox, The Blue Star

Transcript

CONCHRIS: {types in Conchris_Paper_Covering_Screen.exe} Ugh, another email...

Dear Conchris,
We wish to apologise for the disgraceful
behavior of our Homsar counter-parts.
As an apology, please accept this email.
Strong Sader,
5-3R,
Sicker Sam,
and Captain Saderworth.

CONCHRIS: {typing} Woah! Multi time people emailing me! I kinda forgot the command to send this email through time. Oh yeah! {types in FWD_email_through_time.exe} SENT'D!

FORWARDED!

{Cut to Chriscon's House}

CHRISCON: I like challenges, unlike last time...

Dear Chriscon,
We wish to apologise for the disgraceful
behavior of our Homsar counter-parts.
As an apology, please accept this email.
Strong Sader,
5-3R,
Sicker Sam,
and Captain Saderworth.

CHRISCON: This challenge is cool! I accept the challenge! {types in foward} It's time for DOUBBLLLLEEEE FOOOOOWWWAAARRRRDDD!

DOUBLE FORWARDED!

{Cut to Cruril's Mailbox}

CRURIL: I dare say, I hope I get a rather posh email.

Dear Cruril,
We wish to apologise for the disgraceful
behavior of our Homsar counter-parts.
As an apology, please accept this email.
Strong Sader,
5-3R,
Sicker Sam,
and Captain Saderworth.

CRURIL: Oh my! This is a very posh letter! I better send it somewhere else!

{Cut to The Blue Star}

CRURIL THE 3RD: This be me sea mail song!

Dear Cruril the 3rd,
We wish to apologise for the disgraceful
behavior of our Homsar counter-parts.
As an apology, please accept this email.
Strong Sader,
5-3R,
Sicker Sam,
and Captain Saderworth.

CRURIL THE 3RD: Yarr! This be a good sea mail!

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: Yarr!

CRURIL THE 3RD: Yarr!

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: Yarr!

{cut to Conchris' Room}

HOMESTAR: What was that fuss all about?

CONCHRIS: Two words: Go...Away.

HOMESTAR: Don't you dare talk to me like that! I lent you this room because you have no house! Now, you may stay here or live in the ruins, again! {pan left to the window, the ruins are there}

CONCHRIS: Fine, as long as you don't annoy...

HOMESTAR: Hurray!

{The paper covers the entire screen saying 'Click Here to email Conchris'}

CONCHRIS: THE PAPER! Why are you taking over the entire room again?

{The paper prints another line, 'Because I can'}

CONCHRIS: Right...