GDDTV/GDD Cribs/1

Summary

Dan takes GDDTV on tour of their hotel room at Kirbychu's Summer Resort.

Date: July 02, 2008

Characters: Billiam, Dan, Pete

Places: Room 905

Transcript

{Fade to the 10th floor of the Hotel. The camera moves through the hallway and stops at the door of room 905}

BILLIAM: (He is holding the camera so you can't see him) Hellllooooo? Daniel?

DAN: Coming! {A crash is heard inside the room} Ow!

{The door opens and Dan walks out}

DAN: Oh! GDDTV! Hey there. My name's Dan. Allow me to show you inside.

BILLIAM: Sweet.

{Dan walks into the hotel the camera follows him. They stop in the living room area.}

DAN: So this is usually where you can find the three of us. {He walks over to his couch} This is my couch.

BILLIAM: Thank you Captain Obvious.

DAN: You're welcome, sir. Anyway, it's quite comfortable. {Dan hops on the couch} I love this couch...

BILLIAM: As exciting as this is...

DAN: Right. Anyway... {Gets up off the couch} There's not too much in this room right now, so this is normally where Good Deal Dan practices. Kirbychu doesn's really mind. In fact, he's in the show!

BILLIAM: That explains how this gig was so easy to come by.

DAN: Yup. So yeah, there's the couch, the TV, and... oh! Check this out! {Runs over to the window.} Check out this crazy awesome view!

{Out the window you can see the entire resort}

BILLIAM: Sweet! How about we move on to another part of the hotel room.

DAN: Ok! Next up it's my personal favorite room.

{Cut to the kitchen area. Dan is sitting on the counter}

DAN: The kitchen is a place where...I can usually sit down, kick back, and...

BILLIAM: Think of ideas for the upcoming gig?

DAN: I was gonna say eat waffles, but your's sounds better. So yeah, waffles and stuff. So this kitchen pretty much has everything a normal kitchen has...Toaster, cabinets, fridge...

BILLIAM: Which is being raided right now...

DAN: Huh? {Camera pans to the fridge. Pete is in his boxers, half awake, going through the fridge}

PETE: Gonna make me some chicken salad...

DAN: Uh...Pete?

PETE: {Still raiding} Word.

DAN: Wasn't somebody supposed to be here today? And weren't you supposed to be dressed?

PETE: Who's coming? {Turns around and looks at the camera} Oh. Hey Bill.

BILLIAM: Hey Pete.

PETE: Whatcha got there?

BILLIAM: That would be the camera, dumb dumb. You are on camera.

PETE: {Eyes widen} You mean that was today...?

DAN and BILL: Yep.

PETE: Crap. {Awkwardly walks away} I'll be ready in a few minutes...

BILLIAM: You do that, Captain Underpants.

DAN: Anyway...where were we?

BILLIAM: Kitchen.

DAN: Bill, you take things a little too literally.

BILLIAM: No, I mean we were talking about your kitchen.

DAN: Oh! Right! Um... it's a kitchen. You eat food and stuff... Basic kitchen stuff...

BILLIAM: Fascinating... Anyway, we should move along. I'm missing Scrubs.

DAN: True that! Onward to my quarters!

{Cut to the bedroom area. Dan is standing by his bed with a sack}

DAN: These are my quarters. {He shakes the sack. It jingles}

BILLIAM: And I'm too literal?

DAN: Yes. Anyways, this is where we sleep!

{The camera pans to show three beds, each look the exact same. Pete is passed out on his bed.}

BILLIAM: Good ole Pete. Always sleeping.

DAN: I swear he's nocturnal or something. Anyway, not much in here...

BILLIAM: Well, I guess that's it for this episode of GD-

DAN: Wait! We still have one more room.

BILLIAM: Is it really necessary to-

{Cut to the bathroom}

DAN: This is the bathroom!

BILLIAM: Wonderful. This room speaks for itself.

DAN: Well, I'm glad I was able to show you where "Good Deal Dan" lives. It's been a pleasure.

BILLIAM: Yes, well this has been eventful. I'm out. This has been Bill, and thank you for watching GDD Cribs!

{Fade to black. The End!}