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Con email.wue/26
Overview
Conchris gets a new compy and then a poor attempt at making an Email longer starts
Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Cruroar, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Cooksar Baker, Saargsston, Homschool Runner
41 Lines! Including Actions Man!
Transcript
CONCHRIS: {muttering} Stupid idiots...always breaking my computer...mumble...At least I got this! The Lappo 600! Time to check-a some email!
Dear Conchris,
Attachment
have you and curroar ever gone fishing?
H*R 700
CONCHRIS: An attachment! Lemme see!
CONCHRIS: Oh...Must be a dinosaur....having breakfast..Anyway....{clears screen} Fishing eh H*R 700? Well, let me see...
{zoom out, it seems to look like Conchris' Computer Room}
CONCHRIS: CRUROAR! YOU WANT TO GO FISHING?
CRUROAR: {offscreen} NO! I never want to go fishing!
CONCHRIS: Okay!
CRUROAR: {offscreen} By the way, What's the H*Rmy's phone number?
CONCHRIS: Dunno!
CRUROAR: {offscreen} Okay!
CONCHRIS: Well, we never got to the fishing part. So...DELETED!
DELETED!!!
{Homestar Runner comes on screen}
HOMESTAR: Hey, Conchris! Do you want to go fishing?
CONCHRIS: Right, Right...Sure
HOMESTAR: Okay!
{Conchris and Homestar goes off-screen}
{The Cheat pops his head on screen}
THE CHEAT: Meh? Meh? Meh!
{Cruroar comes on screen}
CRUROAR: Meh mneh meh meh!
THE CHEAT: Meh!
{Cruroar and The Cheat go off screen}
{Cooksar Baker comes on screen}
COOKSAR: Okay Conchris! Brought you this...Wait? Where did everybody go? Is this a poor attempt at making this email longer?
{A stamp saying 'NO!' comes on screen}
{Cooksar leaves}
{Saargsston comes on screen}
SAARGSSTON: Woops! Wrong time!
{Saargsston leaves}
{Cut to The Stick}
{Homschool Runner is reading the newspaper sayingConchris makes poor attempt at making Email longer!}
{Conchris comes in}
CONCHRIS: Hey Homschool Runner...
HOMSCHOOL R: Hey...
CONCHRIS: Wait...Why does that newspaper say 'Conchris makes poor attempt at making email longer'?
HOMSCHOOL R: Dunno!
{The paper comes down}
CONCHRIS: Well this sucks...
Conchris' Eval
4/5 - Poor attempt at making the email longer. It's almost as long as Back to 2005.
Fun Facts
- Cooksar breaks the fourth wall in this email
- The Dinoshaur attachment is from lunch special
Commentary
CONCHRIS: Yeah man! I'll gnaw your face off...Oh...We're on..
STRONG SADER: Interestingly enough I like fishing.
CONCHRIS: I never got to the fishing part, how cruel of me. Anyway, this a bad attempt at making an email longor! I killed the entire Commentary didn't I?
STRONG SADER: Yes. But this is so incredibly crap for even one of your emails.
CONCHRIS: Yep, too random for my liking. It kind of sucks, especially the end. Homschool Runner is reading the newspaper and such. This commentary has to be short so we can't comment on one of my poor attempts ever.
STRONG SADER: Let's do some shameless advertising for random crap.
CONCHRIS: Okay.
STRONG SADER: Come see my crappy ramdom comics of moo! Only found on my user page! Here!
CONCHRIS: There comes a time where there are random junk.... Visit OCE Cooksar TODAY!
CONCHRIS: Aww...The Email's over...Ah well. H*R 700 didn't do it so he gets another chance at choosing an email.
STRONG SADER: And make sure you see Other Character Email Homschool Runner!
