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Con email.wue/23
Overview
Conchris gets tired of snail-mail and gets banned to Blue Fadey Land
Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Cruroar, The King Of Town, Strong Mad, Conril
24 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS MAN!
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Let's see here....Bills....Bills....Bills.....Spam Mail....Bills....More Spam Mail...Bills....You're banned mail....Bills....HEY WHAT?! You're banned mail?
Dear Conchris,
It has come to our attention that you suck.
The KOT
For that, you're being transported to Blue Fadey Land until,
further notice.
Talk 'atcha later,
CRUROAR: Sounds bad right?
CONCHRIS: Yep...
{The King of Town comes in}
KING OF TOWN: Since you suck, you must go to Blue Fadey Land for not giving me butter!
CONCHRIS: Butter? You're a dumpface!
KING OF TOWN: No, you're banned.
CONCHRIS: Great...
{Cut to Blue Fadey Land}
CONCHRIS: Here we are again...
STRONG MAD: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
CONCHRIS: Strong Mad? What are YOU doing here?
STRONG MAD: SHUT UP! I PUNCH YOU! {punches Conchris}
CONCHRIS: AHHH! {crashes into a house} A house? I never knew it was there!
CRUROAR: Yeah, yeah... It might be the Blue Fadey House...
{Cut to inside Blue Fadey House}
{Conril comes onscreen}
CONRIL: DAaAaAaAaA! I'm a song from the fifties...
CONCHRIS: Great...Homsar Equvilant of ME!
CONRIL: It's a nice piece of real estate...Isn't that great?
CONCHRIS: Erm...No...
{The Paper comes down}
CONRIL: And also with you...
Fun Facts
- Conchris' Domicile is now in Blue Fadey Land
- Isn't that great? and Talk 'atcha later is BOTH from A Folky Tale
Conchris' Evaluation
5/5 - Love the 'It has come to our attention that you suck' and Conchris getting banned for no reason.
Commentry
CONCHRIS: Weclome to Email 23: blue fadey land. It has come to our attention that this commentary sucks. {laughs}
THE NOID: I'll be using that line in the Doreauxgard emails, if it's okay with you.
CONCHRIS: That's okay with me. Anyway, The King of Town was completely nuts in this email and started banning random peoples [sic].
STRONG SADER: This is it. My favorate email. Getting banned for no good reason, I has come to our attention you suck. Heaven.
THE NOID: heh. This email is really cool. Wait until you see what I do with that line...
CONCHRIS: It was funnier than 'back to 2005'.
{crash}
KING OF TOWN: CONCHRIS! You're being banned because your commentary sucks!
CONCHRIS: SHUT UP! {pushes King of Town}
STRONG SADER: You relly did it here Conchris. A megestic, funny email. So great.
THE NOID: {KOT falls off cliff, into a pea hole where he gets smashed on with a CD and then lived with the scorpions}
CONCHRIS: Anyway, back on topic, Conril is my character's Homsar counter-part. Bit like H*R 700's mis-spelling of Homeschool to Homschool.
THE NOID: Ohh, I have one of those. We call him Dawmiknow.
STRONG SADER: I like the snail_mail.
CONCHRIS: I don't know WHY Strong Mad is there. Perhaps banned by the King of Town?
THE NOID: Strong Mad! You're bannedd for not having a neck!
STRONG SADER: Awwwww... The email's over.
CONCHRIS: All good things has to end...This was one of my best emails I ever created.
THE NOID: Yeah, well. You can see me in virus=very yes and you can see SS in lkke, every freaking one...
