Con email.wue/30

Overview

Conchris somehow gets a flashback to old-school after he deletes an email

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Old-School Conchris, Old-School Cruroar, Old-School Strong Bad, More to come...

Tramscript

CONCHRIS: EMAIL!

Dear Conchris,

The King of Town wants you to go to a meeting with him. You MUST proceed.
Teh Noid,

Bishoply Figure

CONCHRIS: What? I need to go to a meeting with him? Idiots... I never forgave the King of Town for banishing me to Blue Fadey land, so DELETED!!

DELETED!!!

CONCHRIS: Well that sucked...Let's extend this email in a poor way and flashback to the Old-School days or...5 years ago...

{screen fades and then it cuts to Marshmallow's Last Stand}

OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS: Time to check a real email from one of my friends.

Dear Conchris,

I am a desperate Email Checker.
Can you give me any tips on check...ing?
From your first best friend ever,

Homestar Runner

OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS: Ahh! My first friend! Homestar, in order to check your emails you must have a computer that connects to the internet! {plugs internet line into the computer} and then you must create an email client! {types in 'createnewemailclient.exe'}

{Old School Cruroar comes in}

OLD-SCHOOL CRUROAR: Meh!

OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS: I'll be getting to that later, I'm trying to show Homestar how to check emails.

{Old-School Cruroar goes into Holy-Crap Adorible Eyes mode}

OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS: Fine! We'll be back in a minute.

{Old-School Conchris and Cruroar leave, Old-School Strong Bad comes in}

OLD-SCHOOL STRONG BAD: With this computer we can win the competition for greatest email in the world!

{A hidden audience boos as Old-School Strong Bad takes the computer somehow}

{Old-School Strong Bad leaves, Old-School Conchris comes back in}

OLD-SCHOOL CONCHRIS: Oh no! My computer is stolen! Now what will I do? I'll buy a new one! {Old-School Homestar Runner comes in}

OLD-SCHOOL HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm a star! {Homestar jumps up into the air and the old theme song plays}

{Cut to the Lappo 600, Conchris is sleeping}

CONCHRIS: Huh wha? Oot? Oh yeah, it is a good day to use Flash MX 2004. Stocks are up, pipes are down and Ol' Conchris here is ripping off some of Strong Bad's lineam [sic]...eam. {Conchris leaves, The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• This MIGHT be the first Conchris email that has old-school in it.
• This was created when the Fanstuff Wiki was locked

Easter Eggs

• Click on Lineam [sic] to see the tub of Lineam [sic]:

The King Of Town's Lineam!

I don't let's Strong Bad near it!