Con email.wue/21

Overview

Conchris FINALLY returns to 2005, and finds out his Lappo is destroyed...

Cast (In order of appearence): Conchris, Cruroar, Chriscon, Cruriroar, Cooksar Baker, Exserby, Doreauxgard, Bad Graphics Ghost(s), Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Lil' Brudder (Easter Egg)

Lines: 51 Lines including Actions

Transcript

Chapter 1: The Negative Zone

{Cut to Chriscon's Living Room, Conchris, Chriscon, Cruriroar, Cruroar and Cooksar Baker are there}

CONCHRIS: Well...Guess this is it....

CHRISCON: I miss being with you 2005 me....

CRURIROAR: And MY 2005 me...

CRUROAR: Let's get this train wreck a rolling!

{Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar Baker stand near Chriscon's Computer and types in the command 'Time Travel.exe', then they all get sucked into the computer, fade out to black}

{Cut to Level -0, Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar Baker is standing there}

CONCHRIS: Okay....Where the crap are we?

COOKSAR: Dunno...Someplace...

CRUROAR: LOOK! IT'S EXSERBY! RUN!

{Exserby walks in, zoom out}

EXSERBY: You again! I knew you would be back from the Email you entered my zone!

CONCHRIS: Look, Pile of trash....Can you give us a time travelling machine?

EXSERBY: Fine...Here you go! {Zaps Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar Baker somewhere else} MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chapter 2: Where the crap are we?

{cut to Blue Fadey Land, Conchris, Cooksar Baker and Cruroar are standing there}

CONCHRIS: Great...Where the crap are we?

COOKSAR: Dunno...Someplace...

CONCHRIS: Where are we? Some sort of Blue Fadey Land or something...

CRUROAR: Maybe this is heaven....We're dead!

CONCHRIS: Naw, it can't be heaven, there's not enough Cantaloupes....

COOKSAR: {produces a Cantaloupe who is drawn on with a pencil stuck at the bottom} Here's a Cantaloupe!

DOREAUXGARD: Get offa me!

COOKSAR: Oh sorry... {throws Doreauxgard away}

CONCHRIS: Woah....Maybe this IS heaven...

COOKSAR: Yes, it's just you and you and me forever!

CONCHRIS: Wait a minute... THIS ISN'T HEAVEN! AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!

CRUROAR: I found a way out guys!

CONCHRIS: Where?

CRUROAR: Through the clouds!

{Blue Fadey Land starts turning red and Bad Graphics Ghosts start chasing after them}

CONCHRIS: RUN!

{Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar starts running}

CONCHRIS: We better get outta here ALIVE!

CRUROAR: I know!

CONCHRIS: Here we go! The exit is closing! Quick!

{Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar dive under the 'door' that is closing}

CONCHRIS: That was close....

COOKSAR: A little TOO close...

CONCHRIS: Hey! I see something!

{Conchris, Cruroar and Cooksar run off-screen}

Chapter 3: 2005, at last

{Cut to Conchris' Computer Room}

CONCHRIS: 2005....At last! Wait....WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAPPY!

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} I was pouring mountain dew into your computer to make another wet computer and it exploded...

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Doofus here wanted to make a wet computer out of my lappy but then he wanted to wet your lappy...I'm gonna go punch him now..

{punching noises are heard}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} OW!

CONCHRIS: I dudoh crapfully yours....I dudoh crapfully yours! My Lappo is gone.... Oh no....

{The paper comes down}

CONCHRIS: Dear Conchris....Can you give me a dollar....

Fun Facts

• This is the first time where Conchris Emails took up the Chapter thingy.
• The Where the Crap are we? Dialouge is done 2 times, Two lines in Chapter 1 and ALMOST all the lines in Chapter 2.

Easter Eggs

• Click on the exploded Lappo to see Lil' Brudder come in

Easter Egg Transcript

{Screen fades to black, Lil' Brudder scrapes in}

LIL BRUDDER: Things are looking up!

{Lil' Brudder scrapes off screen again}

{The paper comes down}

Commentary

CONCHRIS: Weclome to back to 2005. I'm Conchris.

STRONG SADER: The longest Con email ever made, and it still sucked! I mean, most of it was a rip-off of were the crap are we.

CONCHRIS: Well, I liked Where the crap are we. I decided to parody it.

1-UP: Here I am again!

STRONG SADER: Will you just leave us alone?

1-UP: No! I'm here because it's a 20X6 series!

STRONG SADER: Oh. OK.

CONCHRIS: Either that or he's here because he got zapped to 2005 by some glitched robot. Anyway, here's Exserby, he zapped us to Blue fadey Land, which soon became Conchris' Domicile

STRONG SADER: I like were the crap are we.

CONCHRIS: Next is some unintentional escape from some kinda thingy.

STRONG SADER: Moo.

CONCHRIS: Next is the third part. Homestar gets hurt in this part and I cry about it...The Compy death...

STRONG SADER: So sad. Well I guess this is goodbye to 1-Up aswell.

1-UP: Aww man! I loved being here...Oh well...I'll go back to 20X6.

STRONG SADER: Bye. Sorry we never got to know each other. {sniff}