Con email.wue/20

Overview

Conchris receives 'mail' about some sort of new rule. Conchris then finally can time travel again.

Cast in order of appearence: Conchris, Cruriroar, Chriscon, 1-Up, Stinkoman, Homestar Runner

(Computer Death)

Transcript

{A big 'SCENE DELETED' appears}

CONCHRIS: Well, that was a good trip. Time to check my mail.

Dear Conchris,

We are afraid to inform you that you need
a H*R Character or else....
From

Not Tellin'

CONCHRIS: Well, Not Tellin', Why Homestar Runner Characters? Like 1-Up or Stinkoman? I mean come on I {gets zapped} AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH! {Conchris falls to the floor}

{Screen moves right to reveal Chriscon, Cruriroar, 1-Up and Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: Nice zapping!

CHRISCON: No problem! He wasn't much of a zappy challenge!

1-UP: You said you would get me pudding after this!

CHRISCON: Here you go! {smashes pudding into 1-Up's face} HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

STINKOMAN: Let's go get some power crunchs...

CRURIROAR: I didn't get any lines!

CHRISCON: You did now.

{Chriscon, Stinkoman and Cruriroar walks off screen}

1-UP: Mmm! Pudding! I love pudding! I'm off to get some more! {walks off screen}

{Fade out to Conchris' Computer Room, Homestar is there pouring Mountain Dew into the Lappo}

HOMESTAR: Wow! Never-ending soda!

{The paper comes down}

{After a while, The Lappo Logo starts to talk}

LAPPO LOGO: Please...No....Don't....make....me....wet....

{Homestar stops pouring, a brief pause then the Lappo Explodes}

HOMESTAR: AUUUUUUGGGGGHHH! {flies off screen}

Fun Facts

• This Email was orignally going to be save but due to Conchris' Confusion with the update, 'save' is now a deleted email.

Commentary

CONCHRIS: And that's why the Dinosaurs died...We're on? D'oh!

STRONG SADER: Hi there all! And welcome to Before time travel. This one makes me cry too.

H*R 700: Hello and welcome to.......... before time travel!

CONCHRIS: Lemme guess...Lappo 123 Compy death isn't it?

STRONG SADER: Yes, it makes me sad to see it explode like that.

CONCHRIS: Note to self....Punch Homestar in the face... And here's Chriscon making a bad pun.

STRONG SADER: Kill Conchris! {Cool killing Conchris sound FX.}

CONCHRIS: HEY STOP THAT! {Cool knocking Strong Sader out sound FX}

STRONG SADER: I'm not in this one.

CONCHRIS: Anyway, Chriscon smashes pudding into 1-Up's face. Kinda mean really.

STRONG SADER: Yea, that guy is a bit of a jerk.

1-UP: Hey guys! I'm going to be in the commentary for today!

STRONG SADER: Hi! What some pudding!

1-UP: YEAH! {eats pudding}

CONCHRIS: Here we go, the stupid never-ending mountain dew thing...

1-UP: Wait...I thought that was Kidstar there!

STRONG SADER: There it goes. BOOM!

CONCHRIS: 1-Up, go back to checking your emails or something...

1-UP: OKAY!

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