Con email.wue/17

Overview

Conchris gets an email he doesn't want to answer, Cruroar answers it and Chriscon is having a garbage sale.

Cast in order of appearence: Conchris, Cruroar, Chriscon, Cooksar Baker, Exserby

Places in order of appearence: Chriscon's House, 20X6 Field, Negative World (Otherwise known as Level -0)

Transcript

CONCHRIS: I don't know whenever to continue, so for the next few...I'll not sing...

Dear Conchris, can you be a cartoon hero for me?

Sincerly, H*R 700

CONCHRIS: {coughs whenever he reaches cartoon} What? Cartoon Hero? I can't be some sort of Cartoon Hero....or can I? I'll just leave this unread... {leaves}

{Pan out, Cruroar comes in}

CRUROAR: Hmm.....{types in Con_email.exe}

Dear Conchris, can you be a cartoon hero for me?

Sincerly, H*R 700

CRUROAR: Yeah man! I'll gnaw your face off! Signed Cruroar...

{Cut to 20X6 Field, Chriscon is having a Garbage sale}

CHRISCON: Step right up! We have loads of crap! Lots of it!

COOKSAR: How much is this frying pan?

CHRISCON: Twenty Dollars!

COOKSAR: WHAT?! Fifteen!

CHRISCON: NO! Nineteen!

COOKSAR: How about Eighteen and a Quarter?

CHRISCON: You my friend have bought yourself a frying pan!

{Cooksar walks off, Conchris comes in}

CONCHRIS: Dollars? I thought it was Credits or something...

CHRISCON: Oh? I don't know.

CONCHRIS: What's this thing? {grabs a ball}

CHRISCON: Don't touch that!

{Conchris bounces the ball and the two gets teleported to Level -0}

CONCHRIS: The ball takes us here?

CHRISCON: Yes, I was saving it for when I want to fight some negative challenges.

{Bangs are heard, Exserby comes}

EXSERBY: How dare you enter the Negative Zone!

CHRISCON: Yeesh.... What's next? Put us to sleep?

EXSERBY: Erm....

CHRISCON: I'm leaving...

CONCHRIS: Me too!

{The paper}

EXSERBY: You'll come back...I know you will!

Fun Facts

• Cruroar typing in 'Yeah man! I'll gnaw your face off!' is a reference to cheatday
• Chriscon having a garbage sale is a reference to garage sale.

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