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Con email.wue/16
Overview
Conchris decides to answer an email in the spam bin and send an email to someone
Cast in order of appearence: Conchris, Cruroar, Chriscon, Cooksar Baker
Transcript
{Cut to Chriscon's house, Conchris is sleeping on the couch}
CONCHRIS: {mumbling} I'm....sorry....Mario but she's in a....nother castle...{wakes up} Hey wha!
{Cruroar comes in}
CRUOAR: Let me guess? You're bored?
CONCHRIS: Yes....Very Yes....
CRUROAR: Well, I found something in your Spam filter and decided that it should be yours to edit.
CONCHRIS: Give me the computer!
Doer Concrois!
Coach Z
I nord an emorial norw.
Jorb,
CONCHRIS: An email, eh Coach? Well, I'll send you one!
{Conchris types in:}
Dear Coach Zed,
Conchris
What do you do in your spare time?
Sincerely,
CONCHRIS: Sending....
SENT!
CONCHRIS: Well, that was crap...
CHRISCON: Want to play CHALLLEEEEEENGGGGEEEEEEEE!
COOKSAR: How about a baking challenge?
CONCHRIS: Nah! You guys go ahead...
{The paper}
CONCHRIS: I'm bored again...
CRURIROAR: Well, Un-bored yourself then!
CONCHRIS: I know! I can annoy them!
CRURIROAR: Them? Who's them?
CONCHRIS: Chriscon and Cooksar!
CRURIROAR: As long as you don't annoy him too much to challenge mode.
CONCHRIS: Okay, Okay. {walks off}
Fun Facts
- The Email is not real, except the sent email
- This sighting has been recorded: Here
Real World References
- Conchris mumbling 'I'm sorry Mario but the princess is in another castle' is a reference to Super Mario Bros., where the Mushroom Retainers say the same thing in the last levels of worlds 1 to 7.
