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Homestar pays for his actions against the HIA.

LIGHTNING GUY: The what.

NOXIGAR: Homestar Intelligence Agency. It even says so when you're editing the page.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Stinkoman, 大棒さっさと棍子, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Homestar, Coach Z, Homsar, Leonard Nemoy's head, A Little Kid

Places (in order of ther appearance): Im a bell's computer room, A Torture Chamber, The Head Museum.

Transcript

IM A BELL: My heaadd, has a big ol' crack innit...

LIGHTNING GUY: That explains so much.

In the year three-thousand...housand! {reading}

The HIA

Dear agent Iab,
what did you do to homestar after you found out he asassinated
Homeboss Coverup? And why did he do it?
Agent SM (Stinkoman)

{Im a bell stops reading in the middle of the word "asassinated". cries.}

{Lightning Guy stops reading at the first period. cries.}

IM A BELL: NOOOOOOOO! HO-O-OMEBOOOSSSS! WHY?!!! Darn you Stinkoman!

LIGHTNING GUY: DARN YOU ALL!

Why'd you have to bring that up?!!

{stops crying}

IM A BELL: Ahem... well, {typing}what we did first was preform Chinese Water Torture

LIGHTNING GUY: Putting links in dialogue.

NOXIGAR: I'm well aware of the possible ridiculousness of it in transcripts. However, I don't think the episode was going to get animated; as such, that gives Bellstrom liberties to link informative articles as he's writing references into the script.

That will be so useful in the real world.

on him.

{cut to a scene where Im a bell, TheStick, The Cheat, a happy Strong Bad, and Strong Mad are surrounding a tied up Homestar who has water dropping on his forehead}

STRONG BAD: MWA-HA-HA-HAAA! YOU SUCK HOMESTAR!

LIGHTNING GUY: i suck lollipops too

HOMESTAR: NO! NO! NOOOO!!! I can't take it anymowe!

STRONG MAD: HAPPY DROPPAWEEN!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Get it?

NOXIGAR: No, but I've always been devoid of humour so any pretense of getting jokes is transparently dishonest.

It's a pun.

THE CHEAT: WHAT THE CRAP DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, STRONG MAD?!!! Uhhhh... I mean, Heh-neh-reh-nih-meh?

HOMESTAR: WOAH! The Cheat? You really can talk? Weird.

LIGHTNING GUY: And totally in character.

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} Then we tried Coach Z/Homsar Torture...

{cut to a scene where Coach Z and Homsar are standing around a tied up Homestar}

COACH Z: JORB JORB JORB JORB JORB...

LIGHTNING GUY: I see.

HOMSAR: {simultaneously} DAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA...

LIGHTNING GUY: It makes so much wonderful sense.

HOMESTAR: PLEASE! STOP THE MADNESS!

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} Then we went easier on him...

{cut to a Torture Chamber where Homestar was lowered into a vat of acid}

LIGHTNING GUY: Is he still in the acid, or is he more deformed than usual now?

HOMESTAR: Well, at least this is better than that Chinese Water Torture...

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} As for why, let's go to the Head Museum!

LIGHTNING GUY: Decapitating your relatives for science since 1985!

{cut to Im a bell entering the Head Museum}

IM A BELL: Hey, Spock!

LEONARD NEMOY'S HEAD: Live long and prosper!

LIGHTNING GUY: Too late for that advice.

{a little kid knocks Nemoy's head to the ground}

NEMOY:{angrily, to little kid} And to you, live short

LIGHTNING GUY: But he's a little kid. I thought that meant he was already living short.

and be defeated!

{cut to Homestar's head}

LIGHTNING GUY: I'm sure it's still better than communist Gatorade crap.

NOXIGAR: And here I can see that when mentioning his persona not cracking for a long time, John was absolutely full of crap.

IM A BELL: Here we are! Now Homestar, why did you kill Homeboss?

HOMESTAR: I'll never tell! You can dip my body into a witches' brew of acid, but I'll never tell you that I was supposed to be his successor!

IM A BELL: Well, that's why, Stinkoman!

LIGHTNING GUY: But he never told.

He was supposed to be the leader if Homeboss died! But things didn't work out the way you wanted it to, did they?

LIGHTNING GUY: But Stinkoman never said he wanted it to go either way.

{the paper comes down}

Real-World References

• The Head Museum and The year 3000 are references to Futurama
• "The year Three-Thousand...Housand" is a reference to an episode of MST3K

LIGHTNING GUY: Where have I heard of that before...

where TV's Frank has an invention called a "lederhosen...hosen" (a pair of lederhosen with a garden hose attached to it).

Goofs

• Homestar didn't kill Homeboss Coverup, he made him dissapear out of existence.

LIGHTNING GUY: I love how you point out your own goofs.