RiffText/RTOD/Wiki User Email Im a bell/Family

This time I am bell Checks his email!

LIGHTNING GUY: Finally.

He has siblings?!!Zis hjust in!

LIGHTNING GUY: His siblings are German, too?

NOXIGAR: I don't get how that's a "German" accent in any capacity, but what I do I understand?

I random paged this page! Time; 02:43, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

LIGHTNING GUY: I see.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, I am bell, I am ShineZ, I am Acidgrrl, 1-up, Stinkoman, Sir Belletto.

Places: Im a bell's computer room, I am bell's computer room, 20X6 The Field, Sir Belletto's telegramaphone room.

Transcript

IM A BELL: I'm doin' a remix of the first email intro this time!

LIGHTNING GUY: Because he completely ran out of ideas four emails in.

{singing} m-myyyyy he-he-he-ead ha-a-a-as a! big big ol cra-cra-crackinniiit! in the-the-da year three thousand-housand-housand-housand... YEAH!

Family

dear Im a bell,
do you have any siblings?
a person from earth
P.S. HELP ME!! I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY NEBULON!
WHAT DO I DO?

IM A BELL:{typing} I don't have any siblings, but I am bell does!

LIGHTNING GUY: Of course he does.

I'l

LIGHTNING GUY: You be ilin'.

just make a few changes and send it into the FUTURE!!

{cut to I am bell typing on a computer}

I AM BELL: Golden e-Mail Deu-eu-euce!

LIGHTNING GUY: You really should see a doctor

NOXIGAR: Or a pawn shop, since the joke's about shitting literal gold apparently.

about that.

dear I am bell,
do you have any siblings?
a person from planet k
P.S. HELP ME!! I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY NEB-1! WHAT DO I DO?

I AM BELL:{typing} just say you don't like neb-1's style. he'll run away crying,

LIGHTNING GUY: NEB-1 not know how to love.

giving you a chance to escape! And as for my siblings, yeah, i have those! My Older brother is named I am ShineZ, and my younger sister is I am Acidgrrl!

{I am bell pronounces "I am ShineZ" as "I am Shinezzzzzzzzzzzuh. cut to 20X6 The Field, a gray Stinkoman with a red kot's crown, bubs' mouth, no hair or mask, visor robot's eyes, a red shirt with blue sleeves, and neonish-orange boots

LIGHTNING GUY: We cut to all that? Bell doesn't know what moderation

NOXIGAR: Neither do you.

is.

appears alongside I am bell}

I AM BELL: This is I am ShineZ! I am ShineZ, say hello to the people!

I AM SHINEZ: HELLO! I'm more awesome than you! Hey little bro,

LIGHTNING GUY: That's one hey little bro

NOXIGAR: Times like someone saying "hey little bro" make me miss some people I've met whom I'm trying to reconnect with. Like Brad.

there.

where's sis?

{a green stinkoman with marzipan's mouth, no mask, marzipan's hair but green, and 1-up's star appears}

LIGHTNING GUY: Great. More crap to imagine.

NOXIGAR: Honestly, the descriptors are amateur, but it's at least effort which could be improved upon with encouragement and not harassing Bellstrom for fucking ages until he presumably stops being interested in writing anything serious. I've read that one Dumbledork Knight fanfiction at least ten times and know that he's improved in spite of getting shit on by assholes like you. I wish I could handle abuse as decently, in earnest. But I'm not Bellstrom, and never will be.

I AM BELL: Oh, here she is! This is I am acidgrrl! she fused herself with a lethal vat of acid!

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, that's why you call her

If you aren't immortal and you touch her, you melt instantly!

I AM ACIDGRRL: Sorry I'm late I- Uh oh.

LIGHTNING GUY: Spaghetti-Os.

NOXIGAR: Cue the only comedically-timed riff. And quite possibly a subsequent laughtrack.

Gotta run!

{I am acidgrrl runs away. Stinkoman and 1-up are chasing after her}

STINKOMAN & 1-UP: Come back! We wanna melt into

LIGHTNING GUY: I wonder what they want to melt into.

pudding!

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh! Shock!

I AM ACIDGRRL: NO! I DON'T WANNA MELT MAIN CHARACTERS!

{cut back to I am bell's computer room}

I AM BELL:{typing} Well, I hope that answers your question! {stops typing} Hey, I wonder if Sir Belletto has any siblings. I'll make some changes and send it to him!

LIGHTNING GUY: Is this going to happen every other email?

NOXIGAR: Nope.

{cut to sir belletto next to a telegramaphone}

Dear Sir Belletto STOP

do you have any siblings? STOP

signed,
A Junk Codger from the Great Depression
PS Help me STOP I have been captured by Rumble Red STOP What do I do? STOP

SIR BELLETTO: I do not have siblings. Shut up you carpetbagger!

LIGHTNING GUY: Commas must not have been invented yet.

I wonder if Im a bell does! I'll make some changes and send it to him!

{cut back to Im a bell's computer room}

IM A BELL: Here comes another e-Mail!

Family

dear Im a bell,
do you have any siblings?
a person from earth
P.S. HELP ME!! I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY NEBULON!
WHAT DO I DO?

IM A BELL:{typing} what the crap? I just got this email! Darn you I am bell!

LIGHTNING GUY: They still haven't been invented yet? Dear me.

{I am bell appears}

IM A BELL: I am bell, why did you send this email back?

I AM BELL: No, I sent it to Sir Belletto!

{Sir Belletto appears}

IM A BELL: Why did you send this e-Mail to me?

SIR BELLETTO: I wanted to know!

LIGHTNING GUY: That makes one of us.

IM A BELL: See earlier in this email!

{the email rewinds}

IM A BELL:{reading} Dear Im a bell, do you have any siblings? a person from earth. P.S. Help me. I have been captured by Nebulon. What do I do? {stops reading. starts typing} I don't have any siblings, but I am bell does!

LIGHTNING GUY: Of course he does.

I'l

LIGHTNING GUY: You be ilin'.

just make a few changes and send it into the FUTURE!!

{the email fast forwards}

LIGHTNING GUY: I looked so much fatter back then.

NOXIGAR: There was no typo there, so how'd that make any sense?

SIR BELLETTO: OH! Good.

{the paper comes down. 10 seconds later, they start talking. sir belletto looks at the paper}

SIR BELLETTO: What is this contraption?

LIGHTNING GUY: Paper wasn't

NOXIGAR: I think Sir Belletto - awesome name by the way - was talking about the printer.

invented back then, either.

I AM BELL: Uh, how do I get out of this place?

SIR BELLETTO: Yeah!

IM A BELL: Uhh... Come on email, end! PLEASE!

LIGHTNING GUY: For once, I agree with you.

{I am bell and Sir Belletto are angry}

Inside References

• I am bell and Sir Belletto are direct references of the second bellmail, 20X6. Although, In that email, I am bell's name was Watashi Wa Beru (which does mean I Am Bell).

LIGHTNING GUY: He actually looked it up.

NOXIGAR: I suppose being linguistically accurate is a bad thing now?