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Me and Demen finally got 2 naboo. It took longer becoz their was lots of space traffic.

NAMINE: "Space traffic?" What?

Yosa came out of his hoes

{Namine has an aneurysm courtesy of the abysmal phrasing.}

and pulled out a lightsayber and gave it 2 me. It was black and gold and my name waz encased on it

"Wow fangs Yoga how can I replay u" I said sexily

"Buy training wit me" sayed Yota

NAMINE: What if I can't afford training?

Yoda waz a green goblin alien and he whore a black teeshirt wif Alece Coopa

NAMINE: Alice Cooper? Lex is secretly gothic? That must explain why he's so cool!

on it. He also had lots of piercings on hiz face and a tattoo on his arm that sad badass like in da movi polp fictoin

He drew out his lytesaber which waz purple and gray and was douibleproned

"engarde" he sad

NAMINE: I'm also a bit sad.