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AN: fangs to cadeus 4 da help!!! prepz if u don't like this go away

NAMINE: Seriously. What's a prep? Even My Immortal didn't really establish what a prep was all that well.

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Obie took a lot of time 2 talk. It was about 10 minutes but it felt like 60. Anyway, me and Demen left da cantina and went into our spaceships

My spaceship was named the 666 satanprise.

{Namine vomits, because even if this is supposed to be a parody mixing Star Trek and Star Wars makes her sick}

It was given 2 me from a young age by my dogfather captain Jean Pikard who used 2 b the capitan of the starshit

NAMINE: I imagine the starshit disses itself, but I like the wordplay here.

be4 he died.

Me and Demen pilated our ships 2 the Moz Eisley Catina because their waz a My Chemical Romance concert playing their (if you don't lyk good charlotte den u r a prep go away)

NAMINE: What if I don't like Good Charlotte, but still exhibit no other traits of a "prep?" Or, rather, what if I'm still "goffick" in spite of that?

. However when we got there we found out it wasn't MCP

NAMINE: MCP? I was kind of hoping this was going to be Peacey-P.

at all but instead Darth Faders band caled Darth Vader and teh darkst siths

Dark Vader was Demens Vather but he wanted 2 kill Demen becauze he wasn't part of da empirer. He saw us but he culdnt stop playin because he waz deadicated (C what I did? lol!) 2 his band so we ran away and hid from him.

NAMINE: Wow, that Biscuithead Demen sure is awful-fucking-pun-dicated.