(even if you aren't vegan)
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DEMON BELL: What?
H44WP: The pipes are broken and the toliets overflowing. I'll go call a plumber.
DEMON BELL: Wait, don't call a plumber! I have a brilliant idea to kill those fools!
H44WP: What? No, I was gonna call him SO I CAN EAT HIM!!!!!
NAMINE: That's kind of pointless.
DEMON BELL:{weirded out} Uhh... okay, cannibal. Anyway, here's my plan... {whispers into H44WP's ear}
H44WP: You want the water to overflow, thus causing a flood, and they will drown?
DEMON BELL: Yes, Captain Obvious of the Cannibals, we're gonna do what I just said and you repeated!
NAMINE: And why didn't you say your plans aloud?
H44WP: "of the Cannibals"? are you still weirded out about that plumber remark?
DEMON BELL: Yes. Yes I am.
{Cut back to the pit. a bunch of dead rats are scatterd everywhere. Bellson is dusting off his hands.}
BELLSON: I think I got them all.
ANOTHER BELLSON: Yeah.
IM A BELL: Two Bellsons? Wait... Uh oh.
{An 8-foot tall rat comes out of a Bellson costume}
GIANT RAT: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Bellson rolls his eyes, lifts the rat up and throws him.}
BADSTAR: So Homeschool, do you think you could invent something that could get us back up and out of this pit?
HOMESCHOOL: Uhh... Okay... I need tea, and a giant Don Patch statue.
NAMINE: I never imagined Homeschool would be into Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.
{Two hours later}
HOMESCHOOL: Okay, here's my invention. The Climing Don 2000. Just climb the statue out of the hole!
IM A BELL: What did you need the tea for?
HOMESCHOOL: I like tea!
NAMINE: Translation: payment.
BELLSON: Well, lets go.
{They get out of the pit. Water drips onto Im a bells forehead.}
IM A BELL: I feel like I'm in China all of a sudden. Hey, look, we're in an ocean! Oh, wait. It's just a flood. A FLOOD???!!!!!!!!!
{Camera pans out. Everybody is ankle deep in water.
NAMINE: They all have different heights, right? How's it possible for them to all be ankle deep in water?
Water is flowing out of the walls and celing.}
BELLSON: Well, at least things can't get any worse.
{The 8 foot tall rat gets out of the pit. He attacks Bellson.}
IM A BELL: Uhh... I don't think that counts as worse...
NAMINE: Doesn't count as better, either.
BADSTAR: Quick, up the stairs!
{Bellson throws the rat again and everybody swims up to the stairs and runs up them, with the water close behind them.}
IM A BELL: Ahh!!! Run!!!
{Im a bell charges up the stairs and since he is the second up the stairs and Ebeneezer is first, Im a bell knock him off the stairs}
IM A BELL: ... YAYS!
NAMINE: People pluralized interjections back then?
{Ebenezeer crashes into everybody else and they fall in the water.}
{A devil and an angel appear near Im a bell}
ANGEL: Save your friends!
DEVIL: No, stay up here and live!
NAMINE: Devils and demons differ in Bell Quest.
{Im a bell eats the angel}
NAMINE: Called it. Angel got harmed.
IM A BELL: Mmm... Marshmallowy... Anyways, arm stretch!
{Im a bell's arms stretch down to the floor and brings everybody back to the second floor. 5 seconds later, he pushes Ebeneezer off}
{The water reaches the floor}
BADSTAR: Quick! Into that elevator!
{They all run down the hall and open the elavator. The 8 foot tall rat is in there.}
IM A BELL: This your floor?
RAT:{annoyed} Scre-ee!
{the rat exits the elevator and everyone else enters it}
{Cut to everybody in the elevator.}
BADSTAR: Uh-oh! I hear the water! It's coming to fast! We'll never make it in time!
BELLSON: I'll save us! {Bellson's arms burst through the elevator celing. Bellson grabs the rope and pulls the elevator up faster.}
IM A BELL: Erm... is that even possible?!!!!! Oh. My. God. Badstar, how can we all fit in this elevator?
BADSTAR: Uh-oh.
IM A BELL: Is it just me, or are we randomly changing size and shape? My legs are drifting off into the sunset. Badstar, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
{Cut to Bellsons arms pulling the rope. The rope slowly begins to come apart. Then it becomes a snake. Then it is normal}
NAMINE: You guys did just fight a bunch of mutant rats. H44WP said something about one of his henchmen growing 5 arms just from being near them, after all. So, this actually makes sense in a way.
FEMALE VOICE: We have normality! Anything else you can't cope with is your own problem!
IM A BELL: Who is that?
{I Am Acidgrrl appears}
IM A BELL: Uhh... hey... are you my sister or my niece?
I AM ACIDGRRL: Both!
IM A BELL: I'm not THAT redneck! I'm only half! <--it's true!-->
NAMINE: Let's make a proper Bell Quest film titled, "I Can't Believe My Redneck Is This Cute."
{Short pause.}
NAMINE: On second thought, that's an appalling idea.
BELLSON: Hey guys, I could'nt see, whats going on? {See's I Am Acidgrrl. Heart's replace his eyes.}
ACIDGRRL: Um... Why am I here again? Oh yeah. My brothers and my cousin will be here in two chapters.
NAMINE: Please tell me this also dispels Acidgrrl's powers.
Are you busy?
IM A BELL: Besides from hiding from a demonic form of me and a WikiUser, riding an elevator, and escaping a flood, no, why do you ask? Uhh... Bellson... You know she's your 20X6 form's cousin, right?
BELLSON: Weellll... I'm full redneck, so I don't care! {Hands I Am Acidgrrl some roses.}
IM A BELL: Acidgrrl, at least you still keep your dignity, right?
ACIDGRRL: No. {kisses Bellson. Bellson melts and regenerates with a nuclear cannon arm and a power to spit acid}
BELLSON V2: Cool! {spits acid in Vegerot's eyes}
VEGEROT: MY EYES!!!!!!!
BADSTAR: I'm offically weirded out.
NAMINE: You and me both, buddy.
{Namine laughs a little}
IM A BELL: Hey, two more elevators. Bellson, Acidgrrl, you go make out in that one, Vegerot, you go in that one.
BADSTAR: Thank you.
IM A BELL: No, thank you for stopping being a penguin!
NAMINE: That matters now?
EBENEEZER: HI!
IM A BELL: Uhh... How did you get here?!!! {pushes Ebeneezer out of elevator}
NAMINE: Why did you even let Ebeneezer feature in this if you were just going t-
{Short pause}
NAMINE: I actually get it. No one else can be as easily picked on.
Wait, I don't know how I did that. The elevator door's closed!
{Two elevators stop. Everybody gets out of the first elevator. Bellson gets out of the second one.}
BELLSON: Me and I am Acidgrrl thought it would be kind of creepy to start dating, so we decided to just be friends.
<--Sorry! I did'nt like the pairing.-->
NAMINE: Me neither.
{Cut back to Demon Bell and H44WP}
H44WP: Okay... So what's our next plan?
DEMON BELL: Uhh... Okay, here's an idea! LET'S TRY NOT TO DROWN!!!!!
H44WP: Good plan!
DEMON BELL: Crap, they are almost here!
{Bellson crashes through the floor and punches H44WP}
H44WP: O-ow! <--hooray! violence to H44WP!!!!-->
NAMINE: So, H44WP went full-on "No Fun Allowed" on some people on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki and gets treated like this.
NOXIGAR: Yep.
NOXIGAR: At the time, IDC was an iron-fisted ruler, and the Purge hadn't yet happened to make us dislike Its Dot Com.
NAMINE: Yet, I feel you guys didn't do anything to Its Dot Com despite him being an utter twat.
DEMON BELL: Quick! Tie him up!
{Bellson ties H44WP up}
BELLSON: This okay?
DEMON BELL: Yeah, that's a great kno-waitaminute!!!! H44, you're dumb. Bellson, tie yourself up.
BELLSON: Can do!
{Bellson ties himself up}
IM A BELL:{to Acidgrrl} I think you also melted his brain.
ACIDGRRL: This can't be good. I'll go get my brothers. {Voips away.}
END OF CHAPTER 6!!!
NAMINE: Kinda sucks that Acidgrrl turned out to be on Demon Bell's side. At least both H44WP and Bellson are tied up.
