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ho ho ho. santa quit being so misogynistic.
Transcript
{Open to the two}
HENRY: Quint, tell me a story.
QUINT: A man fucks a Gregs pasty. His dick gets superpowers.
{Short pause}
NOXIGAR: I kind of imagine Lex's voice whenever I hear, "A man fucks a Greg's pasty."
HENRY: How very vulgar, Quint.
QUINT: I'm sorry. It's just something I read on the internet.
HENRY: But Quint, we don't even get wi-fi!
NOXIGAR He makes a superb point, considering you guys have been out in the Ocean for whoever knows how long at this point.
HENRY: Also, it's 1972.
NOXIGAR: Apparently so long that you travelled back in time. I didn't even think that was possible.
QUINT: Groovy, funky.
HENRY: Why are we in 1972. Quint what did you do.
NOXIGAR: By my socks, how can you forget how to use question marks?!
QUINT: I did what I had to do. For my country.
HENRY: Which is?
QUINT: The year 1972. My entire country is stuck in suspended animation there. Please help us.
NOXIGAR: I don't even know how Andorra could be in suspended animation.
{Short pause}
HENRY: Looks like Grandpa's off his meds again!!
{Laugh track. Quint talks as everyone laughs over him}
QUINT: no please im in great danger
{The laugh gets louder}
NOXIGAR: They're laughing to forget the pain, aren't they?
{End}
