Zarel Emails/35/original

Zarel E-Mail #35

Zarel wonder what life would be like if he was president.

Cast (in order of appearance): Zarel, various people

Places: The Roomy-Vac, Some Rally

Transcript

ZAREL: Back from email-cation! Lessee what we got here.

subj: president

Zarel, my main man,
If you were president, what would you do?
I bet money that you will be a great president,
by demonstrating everyone how it's okay to play video games
that has gross pancakes in them.
Sincerely,
Timothy MacFarlane from CA

ZAREL: {typing} What's with all of you saying I'm your main man? You and the other 34 people who've sent me emails all say that like I know you, but I don't. {clears screen} Andyway, Timothay, wasn't something like this already established when I discussed my duties as the next King of Town? Poopsmith getting a better job, prancy Homestar, and raygun defenses! Wait a second here...isn't the president a much higher job than King of Town? I could be like...the King of World or something. Okay, presidential times.

{Cut to Zarel at a rally in live-action. He is still animated.}

VOICE: {offscreen} If elected President, what would you do about the rather down-turning economy?

ZAREL: Um...Oh! When I...shed...being a reptile and all, I shed twenty-dollar bills!

VOICE: Shedding, you say?

ZAREL: My scales literally will become twenty-dollar bills when they shed.

{The voices talk amongst themselves in interest}

VOICE: What else would you do if elected President?

ZAREL: Uh...turkey...sandwiches...with no bombs in them.

{The voices agree again}

VOICE: That's your proposal?

ZAREL: Yes. I've seen too many sandwiches made incorrectly with bombs in place of turkey!

VOICE: Oh!

{The other voices begin to talk amongst themselves again}

ZAREL: America!

{Cheering is heard}

ZAREL: Yeah, Sam Eagle and all that!

WORK IN PROGRESS, WILL FINISH LATER.