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RiffText/Wikihood1/Ep 0
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{Cut to a blank scene. Eric eventually appears}
ERIC: Wha? Where am I?
NOXIGAR: You're in a terrible show of your own making.
VOICE: {Very creeply distorted} Noone should be here.
NOXIGAR: Indeed. No one should be here, but here Eric is.
{The scene gets dark and plays a sound like Bonus Stage's 404 page repeatdly.}
NOXIGAR: How quaint. Sounds from an equally-defunct piece of shit. Bonus Stage had the good fortune of lasting longer than any of the non-Redux Wikihoods ever did. Unfortunately for me, anyway.
STRONG SADER: {Walks onscreen, As time goes on his face becomes more peeved.} Shut up!
{Strong Sader disappears in a pop.}
X-Bot: Stop killing me!
NOXIGAR: This is not an attractive pilot episode in any way, shape, or form.
