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Are you sick of these bastards yet
NOXIGAR: Hmph. I have difficulty deciding between The World's Greatest or WUW Edition! as being the worst piece of crap I've ever riffed.
Transcript
{Open to the two. Quint is on an excersise
NOXIGAR: exercise
ball}
HENRY: Seriously, what does it do?!
QUINT: What doesn't it do?
NOXIGAR: It doesn't make The World's Greatest's writing any better, that's for sure.
HENRY: STOP SAYING THAT!
NOXIGAR: I'd like to know what it doesn't do.
QUINT: It enhances the body and the mind.
NOXIGAR: Does it also enhance the soul?
HENRY: Want to know what enhances my body and mind? YOUR MUM.
QUINT: The ball has given me the mental capacity to push past that weak insult.
HENRY: I know one insult you can't push past.
QUINT: Try me.
HENRY: You are a terrible walker.
{Quint jumps off his ball, flying into a rage}
QUINT: DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO ME, YOU PAPER EATER
NOXIGAR: I wish there were some bad guys who I could root for in lieu of these chucklefucks.
HENRY: Oh you son of a...
{Fifteen minute pause}
NOXIGAR: WHAT IS IT WITH THESE LONG-ASS PAUSES?!
HENRY: ...toad.
{End}
NOXIGAR: Again, I am sick of these bastards and I was sick of them since Episode 1.
