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The end is nigh

NOXIGAR: Oh, I'm sure it is.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

HENRY: Hey Quint, what do you think of catalysts?

QUINT: It annoys me how they never alter the position of chemical equilebriums

NOXIGAR: equilibriums

in equations.

HENRY: You've been reading wikipedia, haven't you?

NOXIGAR: I guess it was that obvious.
{Noxigar shrugs. A chemical explosion is heard in the background.}

QUINT: WELL AT LEAST I TRIED!

NOXIGAR: Your lack of punctuations doesn't make your effort half as noticeable as your Wikipedia reading.

HENRY: Sorry, daddio.

QUINT: That's okay, sonnio.

{A crazy woman with drawings on her face pops in}

WIFIO: DOES DAT MAKE ME WIFEO?!

NOXIGAR: Why did I see this coming?

QUITN: No.

WIFEO: Awwww.

{Wifeo goes back}

QUINT: I love her so much.

HENRY: Same.

NOXIGAR: Wait so do we get to see Poochie, or what?

{End}