User talk:Tyrannosaurus Lex/Archive 7

ALL HAIL LEX

I AM HERE TO JOIN YOUR ALMIGHTY EMPIRE

ALL HAIL LEX *Micah*^Minecraft! 03:01, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

oh yeah i forgot i had that thingy Lex 15:23, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

SIR LEX!

I have found an enemy who may destroy this wiki.

http://wonder.hk-diy.net/

We must vandalize it. btw i got started on it *Micah*^Minecraft! 16:58, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

i have no idea who the hell these guys are

and i doubt they have any idea who the hell i am either Lex 19:55, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

Well, we could make the empire bigger by taking over wikis *Micah*^Minecraft! 01:41, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

"our location is secret" lolwut

You are an awful troll, and you've accomplished nothing in adding ON WHEELS to the name of random pages, besides gross unoriginality. The only threat to this wiki is its users, and we're already doing a good enough job at destroying it. Nobody needs to or wants to help us. Lastly, Lex's "empire" does not represent the WUW, and pretending like it does will only lead to humiliation for yourself. Thank you and godspeed. 01:42, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

the only thing my empire represents is self-importance lol Lex 10:18, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

whatever happened to our irc chats

;n; Lex 00:13, 11 August 2011 (UTC)

wat 01:38, 12 August 2011 (UTC)

IRC CHATS. WHEN WE USED TO TALK ON IRC. AND LAUGH LIKE PRISSY LITTLE GIRLIES D: Lex 22:57, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

A request

legalize it. FloppyDongHersh

Legalize what, my fellow wiki friend? Lex 23:09, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

it. FloppyDongHersh

Oh I see. Alright. Lex 00:10, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

Is he asking you to legalize sex? talk 06:00, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

ooohhhhh myyyyy godddddddd FloppyDongHersh

You really need to get out more. He want's to legalize backwards alligator wrestling on elephant back.

Oh, and generic illegal drug. Miss Peach

EMPEROR LEX

I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE REPRESSING MY CAPABILITIES AS A GOURMAND BY TAKING AWAY MY USE OF TRANS FATS IN OUR GLORIOUS NATION

SO UH

PRETTY PLEASE They call me Big T BLOOD 14:31, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

Oh, alright. Let them have cake. Lex 18:27, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

All good british tv shows must be brought to the US in their original form! We want our QI, Being Human, Doctor Who, and Graham Norton on BASIC CABLE! talk 05:13, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

Graham Norton?! Really!? ...anyway I'm pretty sure half of those shows are intact. FloppyDongHersh

3 out of 4, actually. But that's on BBCAmerica, which is not on Basic cable. Basic cable have to deal with crappy american versions of The Office, Skins (Although that has been cancelled) and Being Human. I would also like to add The IT crowd to the list of shows we want talk 19:39, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

I swear Skins was really nothing but masturbation bait? Lex 19:45, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

And the American office is actually really good. FloppyDongHersh

You're everything wrong in a person. They call me Big T BLOOD 22:54, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

Say what you like about America, but fuck man, they have style. Lex 23:21, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

did you know tim curry had a promising career as a solo artist

because that's probably the most important thing to ever know about tim curry

They call me Big T BLOOD 19:02, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

Oh oh my, I'm living 2009 all over again! Lex 22:07, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAADOO DOO DOO

btw is it possible for you to restore Liamemail.omelet because I am currently doing a riff of everything I've ever made.

Oh, that doesn't faze me anymore. Nowadays, Crunkcore is my weakness. And it's done. Lex 23:19, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

thanks for that bro ALSO AUGHHHHHHH NOOOO

Lex 23:24, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

Oh my god that is horrid.

At first it sounds like a decent techno song but then suddenly a voice comes in and spews gushing retardedness out of its mouth. -pmelondemon43y 23:32, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

It's my trollin' song. It used to be Brokencyde's Yellow Bus, but nowadays it's more hilarious than shockingly awful. Lex 23:42, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

so I'm watching cowboy bebop

and holy shit this soundtrack is just the badassiest -- Badstar

I THINK IT'S TIME WE BLOW THIS SCENE.

GET EVERYBODY AND THE STUFF TOGETHER.

3

2

1

LET'S JAM

Lex 00:28, 9 May 2012 (UTC)

TIME IS NIGH.

Lucian Summers 06:19, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

I LOVE IT. Lex 09:08, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

One step too far.

Imposing sanctions on one of my men.

For speaking his mind, being free?

Quick question, when's the next bookburning?

You're out of line.

FloppyDongHersh

I only did what I had to do.

I will not tolerate anyone who supports the terrorists.

No matter what the situation, I will always do what is right.

I don't think the same can be said for you though, pigdog.

Lex 20:13, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

oh hell yeah dibs

ya hear that guys

dibs

i get dibs on the crown

emperor badstar guys emperor badstar -- Badstar

Dear Badstar,

Congratulations! From now on, you are hereby known as the new Emperor of the Wiki User Wiki!

I hope you fulfil your role with as much passion and responsibility as I did back in the day, and I hope that you'll lead us to a new era of prosperity.

Feel free to change the flag or the national anthem to suit you, and remember!

If you need any tips or tricks regarding the running of your new empire, the Sheriff is right here.

Godspeed. Lex 23:56, 14 August 2012 (UTC)

am i still pope belstrnnmmvnmn 22:38, 15 August 2012 (UTC)

that's badstar's jurisdiction now i'm afraid

but don't worry boy, i'll be sure to put a good word in for you Lex 23:54, 15 August 2012 (UTC)

oh sure man sure -- Badstar

Wait

Where you live again? FloppyDongHersh

toronto Lex 13:46, 13 September 2012 (UTC)

sorry, it's just I didn't think you told us enough FloppyDongHersh

yeah i get that a lot Lex 19:43, 13 September 2012 (UTC)

THAT MEANS YOU'RE IN THE AMERICAN TIME ZONE

HOLY SHIT WE CAN COORDINATE TO DO THINGS NOW They call me Big T BLOOD 20:54, 13 September 2012 (UTC)

EASTERN TIME, MY GOOD FELLOW

LET'S DO THIS SHIT Lex 01:29, 14 September 2012 (UTC)

...:( FloppyDongHersh

OUT OF THE WAY, LIMEY Lex 20:47, 14 September 2012 (UTC)

FUCK YEAH! AMERICA! Wait a minute, you Canadian. We don't want no syrup drinking free health care having good candy eating pansies who say "eh?" all the time! talk

- Lex

My Talk Page

Can you make this page redirect to User talk:Sirrus/Talk for me? Thanks.

Page in question

Brerose 22:26, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Oh yes, of course. Lex 22:30, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

I murdered Three Dog.

For his hat.

The hat turned out to be crap.

Brerose 23:11, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

I couldn't bring myself to kill Three Dog. (Partly for Karma reasons, but mostly because his replacement is worse)

I made myself feel better later on by killing Eulogy Jones and the rest of Paradise Falls with Sydney.

I became the Capital Wasteland's number 1 pimp. Well, until I finished Operation Anchorage and RP'ed as a Chinese Soldier for the rest of the game, aha. Lex 23:14, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Who even listens to GNR? Enclave is where it's at :D Brerose 23:16, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, that's good and all, but custom radio is where it's really at. GNR Extended. 150 extra tracks, never an repeated song. Lex 23:19, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

Eh, I normally use console commands and take my submarine to Point Lookout. I have no idea what that has to do with music. Brerose 23:21, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

I just modded the hell out of mine. :3 Lex 23:27, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

What do you think of the rumors of Fallout 4 taking place in Boston? Sounds pretty cool to me. Brerose 23:35, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

I was hoping for New York/Jersey myself, solely so Canada could've been in it (as DLC or something), but this is pretty cool too, I guess. It's been alluded to in FO3 as the main hub of technology in the wasteland, so that'll be exciting. Lex 23:39, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

arigato, alex-chan.... what? i-its not like i like you or anything.... baka -pmelondemon43y

New Vegas was better. FloppyDongHersh

Oh yes, of course. It had better gameplay and story, definitely. Although I do prefer the Fallout 3 atmosphere. Lex 15:12, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

I loved tracking down Benny and gunning him down inside the suite. Once I played a female and "tricked" him into getting his guard down. Brerose 19:37, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

It's more fun to let him escape. That way, Caesar captures him and you're allowed to kill him in even more ways. I always choose crucifixion. He has such a hilarious mental breakdown when you do that. Lex 20:11, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

bitch please, real men crack into the gun suite, steal back all your weapons, take Benny to his suite, gun him down in total privacy, leave with his suit and lovely lovely gun. (see the idea is I did this once, making me a real man) FloppyDongHersh

Real men plant C4 EVERYWHERE and detonate it all at once, killing every soul in the Tops. Brerose 20:50, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

But...WHAT ABOUT SWANK? FloppyDongHersh

Swank is an idiot. Plant the C4 in his pocket and watch him go flying. Brerose 20:53, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

Real men go to The Fort with Boone, Veronica, and ED-E and wreck havoc, killing the fuck out of every Legionary asshole there is. Lex 22:51, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

Real men never use VATS once in the game. Brerose 23:58, 19 September 2012 (UTC)

I'd agree, but.. seeing Caesar's head explode in slow-mo was too awesome to pass up. Lex 00:03, 20 September 2012 (UTC)

lex

badstar never replied, can I be the new leader of the wuw who'll sell cheap merchandise and bring mass amounts of advertising for the sake of monetary gain Brerose 01:37, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

so basically sell us out to the chinese??

go ahead Lex 01:51, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

they are offering a lifetime supply of mongolian beef, what should I say? Brerose 01:53, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

Mongolian beef? Reminds me of my days as a savage barbarian nomad, before the North Koreans indoctrinated me. Lex 01:57, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

Alright, I agreed. Expect the large amounts of soldiers, merchandise, and sweaty beef to be airdropped soon. Brerose 01:58, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

awesome

does this mean that we'll have to start praising chairman mao??? Lex 02:02, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

you say you want a revolution

well you know

we all wanna change the world Brerose 02:03, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

...We ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow, are we? Lex 02:07, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

don't you know it's gonna be

alright? Brerose 02:09, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

how many korean chicks live in canada jesus christ

let's discuss They call me Big T BLOOD 04:38, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

believe it or not, quite a lot

chinese, japanese, vietnamese, filipino, thai too

ohhhh hell yeah Lex 04:53, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

okay, I may be a LITTLE jealous They call me Big T BLOOD 05:00, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

there are probably more in vancouver and california though Lex 05:03, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

Here you gooooo

Brerose 18:25, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

I don't really find Asian women that attractive tbh

...but beggars can't be choosers :< FloppyDongHersh

eh, i generally find that you can't really generalize like that

i used to, until i realize that there are attractive and unattractive women from all countries

so i just take things as they go

i like all da ladiez Lex 20:13, 30 September 2012 (UTC)

SO DUCK-TECTIVE

ANOTHER CASE "QUACKED", EH? Brerose 05:16, 2 October 2012 (UTC)

GURRRRRRRRRRRRL, WHY YOU ACKIN' SO CRAY-CRAY? Lex 05:29, 2 October 2012 (UTC)

Yeaaaah, I've only seen that one episode. There was nothing else on, and I decided to turn it on, and got fascinated. Brerose 05:32, 2 October 2012 (UTC)

Ah. I watched the entire series in about three days online. You should really check them all out, it's actually a good show. Lex 05:33, 2 October 2012 (UTC)

hey lex

what are you smoking

i want some Brerose 09:18, 21 October 2012 (UTC)

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Lex 12:11, 21 October 2012 (UTC)

so can i have some Brerose 20:36, 21 October 2012 (UTC)

Lex 21:13, 21 October 2012 (UTC)