(even if you aren't vegan)
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ARUSEUS: EMAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Hwi.
Mwe is da bay bee.
Wiww woo be my dah dah?
Fwom,
Da Bay Bee
ARUSEUS: Su-
{There is a bell}
ARUSEUS: Let Me get that!
{He gets the door. There is a baby.}
ARUSEUS: Hi, I'm Aruseus! What's your name and why are you here?
NAMINE: The first thing I do when I see a baby is interrogate it.
NAMINE: This is way too familiar for the Special episode's joke to be funny.
{the baby looks up}
BABY: 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!
ARUSEUS: I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!
BABY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! {hits with raddle}
NAMINE: rattle
TOM: Aww! A baby! Can we keep him?
{the baby throws a stinky at Tom. The baby giggles and hugs his Elmo}
ARUSEUS: Oh no you don't! NO ONE HURTS RAGGON BUT ME! {He destroys the elmo and then breaks his raddle.}
BABY: Idiot. {has a stinky bazooka. He starts firing}
ARUSEUS: {blows it up and puts the baby in a pantry}
BABY: {warps out, grabs knife} Don't make mwe use tis!
ARUSEUS: Hmm... A Partronian. Those sneaky devils!
BABY: Woo made mwe! {stabs Raiku. Raiku isn't affected}
NAMINE: Why is the Tim Buckley-ing of this episode so painfully obvious?
ARUSEUS: Nice try!
{the room fills up with smoke. The baby is gone. There is a note.}
ARUSEUS: No you don't. {Warps. Comes back with a grown aliens dead body} He was in diguise?!?
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lol this is totally original right
NAMINE: And sadly its lack of originality proved to be unfunny instead of funny in the end.
