RiffText/AruseusEmails/girlfriend

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Wolf, Fang

Places: The Beach

Computer: Skypod

Date: August 4th, 2008 (written at 3 AM)

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Well this sucks. No computer and no computer stores around here.

NAMINE: No email, either? Then what's the point of this episode, exactly?

WOLF: Told ya you shouldn't of tried that stunt.

FANG: Wolf, it's actually your warning that made him do it.

ARUSEUS: You know me, trying things you don't want me to do!

{A note lands on Aruseus' foot}

ARUSEUS: Hey! Mail!

NAMINE: And the contrived convenience shows itself just in time.

Dear Aruseus,

A package will drop to you soon. It contains a SkyPod, the
latest in PDA technology. Use it! The show must go on!

Sky Shaymin

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

ARUSEUS: A package? Sweet!

WOLF: You Pokemon types must have some sort of connection.

NAMINE: A connection that will probably never be explored, but a connection nevertheless.

ARUSEUS: I guess so.

{A package clonks Wolf in the head}

WOLF: OW! I think it's here...

ARUSEUS: YAY! {tears the box open and holds up the SkyPod} SKYPOD GET! Let's test it out!

subject: girlfriend

Hey, Aruman!

Do you have a girlfriend? If not, how come?

Email me,
Zippy

ARUSEUS: {writing} Zippy, mah man! Well, I don't have a girlfriend yet, and I don't know why. I either get slapped with a purse or kicked in parts unexplainable when I flirt with a chick.

NAMINE: Perhaps it's just because you're not a very approachable person? Also, to get such a negative reaction from people whom you're trying to flirt with is a little jarring.

WOLF: Maybe it's cause your an idiot.

NAMINE: you're

FANG: Agreed.

ARUSEUS: I disagree.

FANG: Bad breath?

ARUSEUS: Nah. {Green smoke emits from Aruseus mouth and into Fang's nose}

FANG: Oh jebus... {His head falls off behind him and the rest of his body follows a second later}

ARUSEUS: Well, I guess I'll stay single for now.

NAMINE: You're that adverse to just getting some mouthwash to alter your breath. I didn't know just how lazy you could be until I saw this line of dialogue!

Bye everyone, and see you next episode!

WOLF: CLEANSE THE HATE! {holds nose}

{The Paper}

Fun Fact

• The SkyPod is an obvious reference to the iPod.