RiffText/AruseusEmails/theshow

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Chwoka, Wolf

Places: The Boardwalk, The Show: Wiki City Edition

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: July 3rd, 2008

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Gabba gabba I check email I check email it is cool!

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

subject: the show

Aruseus,

What would it be like if you hosted The Show?

Good jokes,

Iori

ARUSEUS: {typing} The Show? Is that in Wiki City? Anydangway, if I hosted the show, it'd go like this.

{Cut to The Show: Wiki City Edition}

CHWOKA: And now...your host...Aruseus...erm...what's his last name?

NAMINE: I don't quite understand why you let Chwoka cameo in your stuff when his role is essentially amorphous.

OTHER PERSON: {whispers} Parker.

CHWOKA: Parker!

ARUSEUS: Thank you, Chwoka. And what a show we'll have today! Today on The Show, why does everyone try to rope me back in with those Free Country losers? Can I get a boo for them?

AUDIENCE: Boooooooooooooooooooooooo.

NAMINE: The audience is secretly booing at Arceus for being a tool.

PERSON IN CROWD: Yay.

{gunshot}

NAMINE: How fascist.

ARUSEUS: Next up is our daily Game Show Question! And here with me is none other than that guy who's been wanted in many galaxies and raids my fridge every night! Introducing...Wolf O' Donnel!

WOLF: Hey, y'allz!

ARUSEUS: Ok, your question. If you get it right, you win something! If wrong, well...you'll see.

WOLF: What's the question?

ARUSEUS: Wolf, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

NAMINE: Great use of a Monty Python reference there, guys. It totally wasn't forced or grating at all.

WOLF: Um...42?

{Buzzer! A Mr. Weight falls on Wolf}

ARUSEUS: Wrong. The answer was...African or European.

NAMINE: The answer to a question was another question?

WOLF: G...guh...

ARUSEUS: Thank you, Wolf.

WOLF: Urgh...

{Cut back to the E-Mach.}

WOLF: Wow...

ARUSEUS: Yeah...that sucked.

NAMINE: I agree.

{The Paper}

Fun Facts

• There is a blatant Monty Python reference.

NAMINE: It was so blatant it wasn't funny. Although, he could just be having great disdain towards his viewers and slowly trying to get them to stop insisting on Fun Facts, or much of anything involving Arceus Emails.