RiffText/AruseusEmails/brawl

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus,

Places: Aruseus' Room

Computer: None

Date: March 8th, 2008

Transcript

{Cut to Aruseus' room.}

ARUSEUS: Hey, everypeoples! Well, as we all know, Super Smash Brothers Brawl is just a day away. And you may think that I've played it before, but my created version was nothing. I mean, I didn't have R.O.B., Olimar, Toon Link, or Wolf, but I've thrown out my version and am ready to play the real deal. So...let's go over my opinions. My character...eh...I like Toon Link. he seems like an agile version of Link. Also, He's smaller and harder to hit. Just look out for me on Wi-Fi. I'll be ARU, Arceus, or Aruseus if it fits. So...have a good Brawl.

{The scene becomes inked like a Stinkoman toon, with the accompaning shing sound}

NAMINE: Hey, everypeoples! As we all know, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, after early 2010, was something Noxigar gave up on because trying to play competitively with some of the people he met hurt his brain because the people he encountered were jackasses. They also played a modded version of Brawl which has a bunch of visual customizations so you can theoretically play as Werehog Sonic while not really playing as Werehog (props to Noxi for trying to main Sonic while doing that, I guess). As for my opinion? Well, I personally would main Zelda. Regular Zelda, albeit transforming into Shiek to dodge attacks would have to be mandatory.

Fun Facts

I may be a certain character on Wi-Fi with a certain name. So look out for:

• TOM - Black Captain Falcon
• ARU, Aruseus, Arceus - Purple Toon Link
• Lucas or Tom (my real name) - Black-chested Lucario, Black-shoed Sonic, or Green-suited and Brown Wolf

NAMINE: At least Noxigar didn't meet Ryan Bluefox in real life.
NAMINE: To be honest, I don't even know if half of those visual specifications existed in the original game, it's been so long.