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RiffText/AruseusEmails/tahu
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Tahu, Homestar
Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room
Computer: E-Mach 1000
Date: January 26th, 2007
{Namine sighs.}
Transcript
ARUSEUS: All Aruseuses check Arumail, just as all toasters toast toast.
NAMINE: I wish I had something to say to this. Unfortunately the statement's just that stupid.
{Aruseus clicks the email icon}
Subject: TahuI'm coming to your house!
Tahu
Lovingly yours,
ARUSEUS: {sarcastically} Oh great. Another visitor. {typing} Well, Tahu, you didn't even give me time for me to get ready, clean the house, take a shower, and stuff like that.
TOM: Already done.
ARUSEUS: Huh?
TOM: Seeing as you do no chores at all, I did your chores for you.
ARUSEUS: Bleh. Chores suck.
TOM: Whatever. I'm going out with Je-I MEAN...Getting groceries.
NAMINE: I haven't seen Jess get a single line. At all.
ARUSEUS: {slyly} Sure 'ya are...
TOM: Shut up! Maybe I kinda like her...
NAMINE: {sighs}
ARUSEUS: Yeah...I've got someone coming over, so can you get out?
TOM: Is she your girlfriend? {laughs} I'm out.
{Tom walks towards the front door, he opens it to reveal Tahu at the door.}
TOM: {feeling awkward} Oh! You must be Aruseus...friend...
NAMINE: Aruseus' friend might not like William Shatner or the absence of apostrophees.
{normal} Nice gloves. I'm out.
{Tom leaves}
TAHU: Thanks!
{Tahu walks and sits on the couch, Aruseus is sitting there.}
TAHU: So...
ARUSEUS: I still have that Brawl copy I made in email 62.
TAHU: Cool. Who'd you add?
ARUSEUS: Waluigi, Lucario, Bomberman, Megaman, All characters from Melee except for the Doc, Ness, Young Link, Roy, and Pichu, etc.
TAHU: I kinda liked Young Link, but... LET'S PLAY! {selects Sonic}
ARUSEUS: You're on! {selects Lucario}
HOMESTAR: What you guys doing? {pronounces "doy-ng"}
NAMINE: Long time no see, Homestar. Last time we needed a shoehorned Homestar Runner reference, we got Bubs.
ARUSEUS AND TAHU: WHA! {drops controllers}
ARUSEUS: How'd you get here?!
HOMESTAR: Tom left the door open.
ARUSEUS: Argh...
HOMESTAR: Can I play?
ARUSEUS: Fine...
HOMESTAR: Okays! {selects Mario}
{They start playing}
GAME: GAME SET! THE WINNER IS MARIO!
ARUSEUS: He freakin' pummeled us!
'TAHU: WHA!? How could I lose to Homestar!?
ARUSEUS: Well at least you weren't dead last.
HOMESTAR: Again?
ARUSEUS: No, I'm bringing this to a close.
NAMINE: Thank you. At least this episode was mildly amusing in the twist ending of Homestar being a better gamer than Aruseus or Tahu.
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
Click on Tahu at the end for an extra line:
HOMESTAR: Why the crap am I not in this?
TAHU: You're in Super Star Smashers, not this game.
NAMINE: Does anyone remember Super Star Smashers? I don't.
