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Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Robstar, Salesman from Arumail: movie critics
Places: The Field, Compy Inc.
Date: July 6, 2007
Computer: E-Mach 1000
NAMINE: E-Mach 1000? Do I remember this from anywhere in particular?
Transcript
{Cut to The Field with Aruseus and Robstar}
ARUSEUS: Alright, I'm stumped. Do you have any ideas?
ROBSTAR: Could you use a used Compson computer with an Alpha Stan?
ARUSEUS: Sorry, but I'm looking for something more...high-tech. Like the A-Tech, but better. Also, Alpha Stan was annoying...
ROBSTAR: Oh.
ARUSEUS: Let's see if Compy Inc. has a new computer.
{Cut to Compy Inc, the Salesman from Arumail: movie critics, is there}
SALESMAN: What can I get you?
ARUSEUS: I need a new computer, high-tech like the last one I bought.
SALESMAN: Here you go!
{The Salesman puts on the counter a new, flatscreen computer}
SALESMAN: The E-Mach 1000. It should suit you well.
{Cut back to the Computer Room}
ARUSEUS: Alright! Let's set it up!
{The E-Mach starts up, with a startup noise similar to the Compy 386. The Desktop is like the A-Tech, but dark green. A pop-up comes up.}
Welcome.Dear Aruseus,
Compy Inc.
Thank you for purchasing the E-Mach 1000.
May it serve you well in email checking.
ARUSEUS: Ooh! A welcome message!
{The Paper 2.0 (who will be called The Paper) comes down}
Fun Facts
- E-Mach is a shortened version of E-Machines, a brand of computer that runs with Windows.
NAMINE: Only 11 lines? You could've tacked this on to the next email episode! There's absolutely no excuse for something this short. None whatsoever. These 11 lines are actually well-written, too. It's a crying shame, really.
