RiffText/AruseusEmails/timemachine

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Zeke Zeffer

NAMINE: Zeke Zeffer?

Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, 20T0X6 Field, Zeke's House

Computer: A-tech 950

Date: May 5th, 2007

Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room}

NOXIGAR: 4w y34h, w3 found th3 comput3r room! F1n4lly!
NAMINE: Could you stop with that? Lex'll have your hide if he finds out you're mimicing Latula Pyrope.

ARUSEUS: Scroll the mouse to the email icon, gonna check an email tonight...

Hello Aruseus. You have one email.

ARUSEUS: Shu-weet.

{Namine imitates Peter Griffin's laugh, from Family Guy.}

subject: time

Aruseus my man,

We wanna know about if you
go to the time machine
to go to the year where
we die due to our ecosystem?

Hey! It's me!
Tommy Connor, CA

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well Tommy, that all depends. What year do we die due to our ecosystem? Hm...

NAMINE: Oh crap. Was making fun of Al Gore's environmental message also a thing back in 2007? I forget.

NOXIGAR: 1 th1nk so. 1 r3m3mb3r-
{Namine hits Noxigar with a Playstation 3}
NAMINE: For the second time, stop that.
NOXIGAR: Sorry. I was in the mood for it, so I did it for a little talking to myself in preparation for another riff.

NAMINE: Again, I'm concerned about how Lex is going to handle it. Otherwise, I'd find it hilarious.

Why don't you go to a future year and look it up?

ARUSEUS: You're a genius, Stan.

You're an idiot.

NAMINE: I agree.

ARUSEUS: Grumble...

{Cut to Aruseus' room, Aruseus is holding the A-Tech 950 in his hands, a blender with a Wiimote sits on his bed}

ARUSEUS: Let's do this.

{Aruseus turns the blender on, and jumps through the portal, Cut to the 20T0X6 Field}

ZEKE: Who the pfargtl are you?

NAMINE: Because pfargtl is an actual word.

ARUSEUS: Um...I am Aruseus. From the past.

Ahem.

ARUSEUS: Oh, and this is my computer program guy. He's not important.

NAMINE: He's the main reason you're still doing to these emails in the first place.

Don't yell at me next time I electrocute you.

ZEKE: Why are you here?

ARUSEUS: I got an email asking what year will we die from our ecosystem.

ZEKE: A year like that never came.

{five second pause}

ARUSEUS: Well, there goes 5 minutes of my life, wasted.

NAMINE: Try three minutes, tops

I guess I could hang around here for one more email...

ZEKE: That'd be fine.

{Cut to inside of Zeke's House}

ARUSEUS: So...can I put this computer on this desk?

ZEKE: Whatever floats your boat. I'm gonna play some Wii.

NAMINE: Wasn't the Wii the worst system during the early bits of the 6th/7th Generation? It's too bad Noxigar only got a PS3 around 2009.

{Zeke leaves}

Click here to email Aruseus.

Fun Facts

NAMINE: Honestly, the badness from these Aruseus Emails is starting to fade. I'm glad it took less characters to pull off this running gag, and extremely grateful that there weren't any contrived Easter Eggs. Not to mention, I can't spot any references other than the Wii.

NOXIGAR: Good to hear you're warming up to Arusueus Emails.
NAMINE: I really don't need to ask why you like this, in contrast to JCMovies.
NOXIGAR: Admittedly, JCMovies got a lot better during the later bits.
NAMINE: It still fell apart near the end. I hope that doesn't happen with Aruseus Emails.

NOXIGAR: It won't. I promise.