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Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Lyle, Foxx, Ert Plus, Kyubii

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strongbadia

Computer: Intell 600

Date: April 24th, 2007 [edit] Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: BLARG! BLORF! ANOTHER EMAIL! YEAH!

   Hello Aruseus. You have one email.

NAMINE: I can't wait until Alpha Stan dies.

ARUSEUS: Let's do this.

   subject: Aruseus, my man!

   Hey, Aruseus!

   We're from South Park, Colorado
   and we like you to make your
   own, cool movie!

NAMINE: IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE
NAMINE:' NEXT SUNDAY AD

   Your main men,
   Stan Marsh & Kyle Broflvoski

NAMINE: This email better be ironic.

ARUSEUS: {typing} A movie...wow. That's a cool idea, Marsha Stan and Kyle Blorfy.

NAMINE: I just had an aneurysm of stupidity.

Lemme get my friends. {leaves}

NARRATOR: After many requests, Aruseus got his cast.

NAMINE: No, that is not what transitions are for agggggggghhhhhhhh

{Cut to The Field, Lyle has a camera, Aruseus and Foxx in front of it, the screen goes to the camera's view}

ARUSEUS: ACTION!

LYLE: Meh!

ARUSEUS: Foxx! To the van! We must meet with our comrades, Agents EP and JK!

FOXX: Yes, sir!

{the two run off, cut to Strongbadia, with Ert Plus and Kyubii}

ERT PLUS: Ready with the plans, Armondo Ootbagh?

KYUBII: That wasn't even remotely close!

{Aruseus and Foxx run in with water pistols and sunglasses}

ARUSEUS: We're here!

KYUBII: Agent James Kyubii reporting for duty!

ERT PLUS: Agent Ert Plus reporting, sir!

FOXX: I like pie!

ARUSEUS: Now let's get Peducci!

NAMINE: Perducci
NAMINE: At least try to get the correct spelling down pat before you reference Homestar.

EVERYBODY: YEAH!

ARUSEUS: But first, we get pie.

EVERYBODY: YEAH!

{Cut back to Intell 600}

ARUSEUS: So ya' see, my movie is still in production. Yeah. Meh.

{The Paper comes down} [edit] Fun Facts

   * Armondo Ootbagh is an unlockable character in Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam.

NAMINE: How about the fact this email came from two South Park characters who normally could care less about Aruseus Emails?