RiffText/AruseusEmails/world's end

Cast {in order of appearance}: Fang, Tom, The Cheat, Homestar, Pom Pom, Aruseus

Places: The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand, The Stick

Computer: NightPilot

Date: April 15th, 2007 [edit] Transcript

{Cut to the Field}

FANG: Blah blah blah, this is an email song. Pudding.

NAMINE: Pudding jokes got old really fast.

   subject: Hello there!

   Say Aruseus...or...Fang, Yeah!
   What happened if you are
   in a world's end?
   The 9th Grade Scientist
   James X. Orlando Ph.D
   London, CA
   Garfield High School

{Fang pulls out his stylus}

FANG: {writing} End of the world? I don't know. Hey! I have an idea! I'll pretend it's the end of the world! Hah!

NAMINE: "Writing purge? I don't know. Hey! I have an idea! I'll pretend it's a writing purge! Hah!"

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, it is set up like a bar, Tom and The Cheat are sitting at two of the seats, Tom with a Melt Shake, The Cheat with a glass of Suudsu}

TOM: How's that Suudsu, Cheatman?

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

TOM: Yeah, this Melt Shake's fine.

{Fang runs past}

FANG: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! AAAHH!!!

TOM: WHAT!? Fang...is this a prank?

FANG: Well...I'm showing James X. Orlando what it would be like...so...play along.

TOM: Ok. {sarcastically} The Cheat, to the T Cave.

THE CHEAT: {questioning The Cheat noises}

TOM: My room.

{They leave, cut to The Stick, with Homestar and Pom Pom, Fang walks in}

HOMESTAR: I'm tellin' ya, Pom Pom. I tasered that gnome and still haven't gotten the DNA evidence!

FANG: I know! They're so cheap!

HOMESTAR: Yeah!

POM POM: {bubbles}

FANG: Yes, Pom Pom, it's the end of the world.

HOMESTAR: AAH! Pom Pom get the shovel!

POM POM: {bubbles}

HOMESTAR: Those Dark Syndicaters won't get me if I'm buried alive!

POM POM: {bubbles, leaves with Homestar}

FANG: Argh. I'm getting tired of this.

{a ringing is heard}

FANG: My NightPilot?

ARUSEUS: {from the NightPilot} Hey, Fang. I'm leaving early, I will return tommorow, or next email.

FANG: Ok. {puts away NightPilot} I should probably stop this...nah. {leaves}

{The Paper comes down} [edit] Easter Eggs

Click on the Stick to see an extra scene.

{Cut to The Field, it is dark, Homestar is lying there}

HOMESTAR: Ok, Pom Pom, Ready for burial! [edit] Fun Facts

   * Dark Syndicate references Darcy101's Stinkoman Comics.

NAMINE: This episode was so unusually tedious I forgot to find jokes to use for it. I gave it three views, but the way this was edited is so shoddy and minimal that I lost track easily. I wager Noxigar would've been more determined for this, but I honestly don't see what he finds in this email show. He valued it so much as to make Mudkip Emails, which was a colossal failure.