RiffText/AruseusEmails/bluefeet

Cast {in order of appearance}: Foxx, Fox Joe, Saddy Dumpington, Baby Strong Bad, Baby Foxx, Little Strong Bad, Young Foxx, Fang

Places: The Field, Folky Tale World, Nursery, Foxx's Room

Computer: NightPilot

Date: April 13th, 2007 [edit] Transcript

{Cut to the screen of the Nightpilot}

FOXX: Fang's not here, he is suffering from a fever slash cold that had nothing to do with me. I am Foxx and I will be checkin' this one.

{Namine sighs}
NAMINE: This vacation subplot is already tiresome. And the email episodes aren't long enough to warrant this at all.

   subject: foxx?

   Dear Fang,
   Why does Foxx have blue feet?

   -A guy

{Foxx pulls out the stylus}

FOXX: {writing} Ok. This dates all the way back to my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, Fox Joe.

NAMINE: HOW ABOUT YOU STOP INTRODUCING CHARACTERS UNTIL YOU GET THE ONES YOU'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED TO BE PROPERLY IN-DEPTH AND HAVE DEVELOPMENT TO THEM, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF DEVELOPMENT WILL SUFFICE?!

{Cut to Folky Tale World, Fox Joe is walking}

FOX JOE: Out for a nice walk...

{Fox Joe trips on a stone}

FOX JOE: Ahh! A stone!

{Zooms out to a hill, Fox Joe tumbles down}

FOX JOE: This is not my idea of a nice walk!

SADDY DUMPINGTON: Hey, Fox Joe! Nice day for a stroll, isn't it?

FOX JOE: Shut it, Dumpy.

{Zooms in back to a field with a can of blue paint}

FOXX: So Fox Joe knocked over the can...

{The can falls over, paint spills on Fox Joe's feet}

FOXX: ...and his feet turned blue.

FOX JOE: This blue goop is messing up my feet pigment!

FOXX: The change became permanent and Fox Joe's feet were forever blue. Then he married a lady...

{A lady fox appears alongside Fox Joe}

FOXX: ...and they had children.

{Little baby foxes appear, several of them all red, some with blue feet}

FOXX: And generation after generation sprang up until one day, a new child appeared in the nursery.

{Cut to the nursery from Sbemail: highschool, with Baby Strong Bad playing a game, Baby Foxx crawls up to him}

BABY FOXX: Wow, Stwong Bad, you'we weawwy good at this.

BABY STRONG BAD: Thanks, little guy. Maybe we'll be best friends someday.

NAMINE: "Maybe I'll be best friends with near every other person who checks emails!"

BABY FOXX: Think so?

{Cut to Foxx's Room, with a picture of Little Strong Bad and Young Foxx, happily playing in the summertime weather}

FOXX: And then the baby wrestleman and the fuzzy animal became the best of friends, and their relationship lasted a long time. {sniffs, voice breaking} Happy story, isn't it?

{Cut back to NightPilot}

FOXX: {normal} And that is why I have blue feet, dude. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a...food...in the oven. {sniff}

{Foxx is about to go, zoom out, Fang blocks him}

FANG: Where do you think you're going?

FOXX: Uh...just helpin' you out...?

FANG: Give me back my NightPilot.

FOXX: OK! {runs off}

{Cut back to NightPilot}

FANG: Um...I have no idea what happened. I guess I could check another email.

   subject: DEUCE

   Dear Fang,
   MEH.

   -Another guy

FANG: AW, COME ON! HOW COME I GET CRAPMAIL?

NAMINE: You're kidding, right? Most of the emails Aruseus took care of before vacationing were of similar mediocrity.

FOXX: Maybe they like me more.

FANG: Get out of here!]

FOXX: AHH! {runs}

{The Paper comes down} [edit] Easter Eggs

none [edit] Fun Facts

not any, really.

NAMINE: I honestly think there were a few nods to Homestar Runner characters. How about Foxx being full of crap?