RiffText/AruseusEmails/funny

Hey! Give those back!

NAMINE: Give what back?

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Fang, Roy Jr, Roy Rukario, Kyubii, Pter, Foxx, Lyle, Tom, Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room, The Field, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand

Computer: Intell 600

Date: March 25th, 2007 [edit] Transcript

ARUSEUS: Check-a my-a Email-a. It's-a time-a.{types run_arumail.exe}

   subject: Do I Has?

   Do I has teh permission to piledrive you through a table?

   Morf,
   A. Guy

ARUSEUS: {typing} Piledrive me through a table?

NAMINE: "I don't know what piledriving is!"
NAMINE: Neither do I, I'm afraid.

{A Canned audience laughs}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Yeah, according to the audience that would be class A humor. I've seen some funny stuff goin on around in Free Country USA. The people there are odd-looking, and odd-acting. {Leaves}

{Cut to The TLA Living Room, Aruseus walks up to a window}

ARUSEUS: Let's see is there is anything funny going on. {Takes out a video camera}

NAMINE: {singing} You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Ohoho! It sure looks like Roy Jr. and Fang are having fun!

{Zoom in onto The Field, the music at the end of sbemail: little animal plays, while we see Roy Jr running, holding Fang's two arms, and Fang chasing him, armless}

ROY JR: Heheh! You'll never catch me!

FANG: Hey! Give those back!

{The camera zooms out to show Roy Rukario watching}

ROY JR: Hey, dad, look! It's Fangstar Wolfer!

FANG: Just because I have no arms doesn't mean I'm that dumb white marshmallow thing!

{Arseus pans the camera towards The Stick, Kyubii is on stilts}

ARUSEUS: Woah! Kyubii on stilts? The last time I saw that at Awexome Cross 98, that was some fall!

{Kyubii falls}

KYUBII: Oof! Dang it!

{Aruseus pans the camera towards Bubs' Concession Stand, which appears to be closed, }

ARUSEUS: Pter polevaulting? You idiot, just float on top of it!

NAMINE: "Pter, you idiot! Didn't you know you had float powers?"
NAMINE: I sure didn't.

{Pter starts drifting, than sticks the pole down and "leaps", He ends up crashing into the wall, the door from sbemail: the chair opens, and Pter gets pushed off the conveyor belt, as La Restige moves after and topples on to him.}

PTER: Ow!

{Pter gets up and sits on the chair, presses the sweatpants button, and gets a pair placed on his head}

ARUSEUS: Hahahaha!!! Nice hat, Pter!

PTER: Stupid machine!

{Cut back to Intell}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Wow! I got a lot of clips of funny things! I should make a movie of it! {types load.movieclips}

{A list of the clips appear, plus a timeline and cursor}

   Movie Clips

   RoyJRFangChase.wma
   StiltKyubii.wma
   PterPolevault.wma

ARUSEUS: Let's see...this one first...

{Clicks RoyJrFangChase.wma}

ARUSEUS: Then this...

{Clicks StiltKyubii.wma}

ARUSEUS: And this one.

{Clicks PterPolevault.wma}

ARUSEUS: Ok! We're done! Now time to gather some peeps!

5 MINUTES LATER

{Tom, Lyle, Fang, Roy, Roy Jr, Kyubii, Foxx, Strong Bad, and Pter are gathered around the desk.}

ARUSEUS: Play movie! {clicks a key}

NAMINE: The key turns out to house a YouTube Poop-ish amalgamation of the previous few clips. It is then promptly not considered funny because the source material was not good enough.

{The clips play on the Intell's screen, Starting with Fang and Roy Jr.}

ROY JR: Heheh! You'll never catch me!

FANG: Hey! Give those back!

{The Kybii's...}

KYUBII: Oof! Dang it!

{...and then Pter's}'

PTER: Ow!

{Pter gets up and sits on the chair, presses the sweatpants button, and gets a pair placed on his head}

ARUSEUS: Hahahaha!!! Nice hat, Pter!

PTER: Stupid machine!

{Zoom out}

TOM: Well, I got a good laugh.

{The others converse, sounding content}

NAMINE: They hide their unbridled hate for Aruseus, who has played them all for fools.

ARUSEUS: Thank you!

STRONG BAD: I'd have to say, those were pretty funny. Pizza for you, Monday night. {leaves}

ARUSEUS: Cool.

{The Paper} [edit] Easter Eggs

   * Click on the names of the clips to replay them.
   * Click on Aruseus' ring for an encore. 

[edit] Fun Facts

I'm feelin' lazy, might do them.