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Aruseus loses the Lappy to some letters.

NAMINE: The only letter that took the Lappy's life was "E"

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Strong Bad, Tom, Foxx, Cyrus

Places: Computer Room, The Stick, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007


Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: I got the e-mail. You got the e-mail. I got-

STRONG BAD: Hey! I did that one first!

ARUSEUS: Sorry.

NAMINE: Just because you joke about snatching the email idea from Strong Bad doesn't quite justify how much of it you use as a template for the episode. And that's about 60% of this email's composition.

ARUSEUS: What!? Stupid email. I detter belete this, I mean better delete this.

{Aruseus hits a key, but then...}

NAMINE: Did I say 60% of Strong Bad's original email was used as a template? Make that 90%.

ARUSEUS: AHH! I gotta fix this, um...fix!

{Aruseus hits another key}

NAMINE: Your laptop didn't come with an antivirus?

ARUSEUS: AW CRAP! I gotta get help! {leaves}

{Cut to The Stick, with Tom and Foxx}

TOM: Eheheheh...sorry about eating you leg.

NAMINE: Eating your leg.

FOXX: Don't worry, man. It's all good.

{Aruseus runs in}

ARUSEUS: Guys, help! I screwed up my Lappy! BAD!

TOM: Darn it, man!

NAMINE: "Darn it, man! Didn't you upgrade your antivirus software?"

ARUSEUS: I didn't mean to!

TOM: Ok, calm down. I can try to fix it. I'm good with computers.

ARUSEUS: Thanks, Tom! {hugs him}

TOM: I'll give you till three to let me go.

ARUSEUS: {lets go} Sorry...

{Cut back to Lappy, it still has the same message from before}

TOM: {calmly} Ok. What did you do?

ARUSEUS: I got this email and it said "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"-

TOM: Ok.

ARUSEUS: And I tried to delete it, and this error appeared.

TOM: Dang. I can't get rid of this error. We have to consult an expert.

NAMINE: Alternatively, you could force your computer to shut down, go into Safe Mode, and pretend the email never happened. Then, you either upgrade your antivirus or transition into one that can be gotten for free.

Let me get my cell.

{Tom pulls out a cellphone, dials a number}

TOM: {on phone} Hello? Yeah, it's me. My friend screwed up his computer nd I need you over quick. Bye, and thanks. {hangs up} Ok. he should be here any moment-

{The doorbell rings}

ARUSEUS: That was quick!

{Cut to TLA Living Room, Tom opens the door to see Cyrus standing at his doorstep}

TOM: Hey, Cyrus!

ARUSEUS: Who is this guy?

CYRUS: I am Cyrus. I am a Wiki User on HRFWiki and I write your emails.

NAMINE: "I'm the Author Avatar you ultimately fail at being!"

ARUSEUS: Cool. I need help. Come with me. {Cyrus and Aruseus leave}

{Cut back to Lappy}

CYRUS: Whoa. I'm sorry to say this, man, but your going to have to get a new one.

NAMINE: Because you can totally afford a new computer, if that is ultimately your modus operandi with these computers.

ARUSEUS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! {runs out}

{The Paper comes down}

TOM: Don't worry! Aruseus Emails will still continue! I have a computer!

NAMINE: "But I'm only letting you borrow it for two emails, tops! So you better choose which emails you're going to do wisely!"

Easter Eggs

none

NAMINE: Considering how bad this episode was, I'm going to be thankful at the lack of Easter Eggs.

Fun Facts

  • The email rap is from Sbemail: virus.
NAMINE: "Around 90% of the email's idea was from virus, but only about 30% of the content was used correctly."
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