RiffText/AruseusEmails/blorf

Aruseus is attacked by vermin.

NAMINE: REDWAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
NAMINE: Sorry, that just reminded me of a Redwall plot formula.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon

Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 1st, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Time for some Febuary email.

subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE

Aruseus,
Blorf.

- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader

ARUSEUS: Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something? I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it!

{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}

NAMINE: That's... not too original either. Oh well, so long as Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff's likenesses aren't completely abused, I'll be fine.

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!

{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}

NAMINE: These remind me of the drawings I used to do. If only I knew how much Roxas appreciated them...

ARUSEUS: Here I am, walking to the store!

{Blorf Mice enter}

ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Blorf mice...

MICE: Blorf.

ARUSEUS: Oh no, what will I do?

{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth, and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}

ARROW'D GUY: FUTURE SELF'D!

NAMINE: Now it's time to fly into the Sun.

MICE: BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

{Cheerleader enters}

CHEERLEADER: Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?

{Namine's eyes take the visage of glass balls, and break.}
NAMINE: THE SURPRISE! OH HOW I WAS BLIND TO THIS!

ARUSEUS: Sure!

{Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!

{Algernon enters}

ALGERNON: Blorf.

NAMINE: Is that really all they say?

ARUSEUS: AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!

{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}

ALGERNON: {typing} Blorf.

{Tom runs in with a broom}

TOM: Come back here, pudding thieves!

NAMINE: Oh boy. Why did pudding have to be involved?

ALGERNON: Blorf.

TOM: Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!

ALGERNON: Blorf! {runs out}

TOM: Mice suck.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

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Fun Facts

• Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."

NAMINE: I really need to read "Flowers for Algernon" sometime.

• A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.

NAMINE: Neither Noxigar nor I condone people picking on you, if you were hypothetically a furry. At any rate, we wouldn't care either way tbh.