RiffText/MFT3K/1-Up Emails/switchedminds

1-UP EMAIL 56!

1-Up gets an email to switch minds with Stinkoman. The only problem is, Stinkoman isn't here.

NACHOMAN: I guess the email's over.
SKUB: Awww, no "But,"

NOXIGAR: {phew}
NOXIGAR: For a minute I actually thought these guys were petty enough to abandon Bluebry to have him riff this by himself. That would've been a Dethroning Moment of Suck.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Stinkoman, Homestar Runner, Sticklyman. Jr, Mysterious Guy, Sticklyman Zombie

Transcript

1-UP: {singing} Email used to be so cool and I guess it won't become a... umm... pool?

BLUEBRY: a true musical genius

NOXIGAR: That wasn't music. 1 Up can't sing with that raspy-ish voice of his.

{stops singing and sighs} I am running out of Email Raps to sing...

NACHOMAN: I don't think you understand what a "rap" is.
SKUB: I don't think the author understood (stands?) quality.

NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY! NOW THE JOKE IS LOST BECAUSE OF YOUR TENSE CHANGE!

Hey 1-Up!
What would happen if you switched
minds with Stinkoman, and had to be him for 
a day?

NACHOMAN: The extent of it would be Stinkoman asking for pudding and 1-Up asking for challenges.
SKUB: Whadda mixup

NOXIGAR: You're missing the cliche the email is bringing forth. People switching bodies with one another stopped being cool decades ago.

A LTWFTW,
Lemita

1-UP: {typing} Okay, Catherine. Here's the deal. I would normaly do that...

BLUEBRY: "But, it's kind of my policy to not actually answer Email."

But, Umm... Stinkoman isn't here at the moment. So, I'll just use this simulator that would show exactly what it would be like if I switched minds with Stinkoman.

{The camera zooms in on the broken Lappy's screen where a picture off Stinkoman with a smile on hes face appears on the Lappy's screen}

STINKOMAN: {in 1-Up's voice} I want pudding!

BLUEBRY: and i want unclichéd dialogue but we can't have it all, kid
SKUB: Nacho, you called it

1-UP: {in Stinkoman's voice} Hey, What are yoooooooooooou doing in myyyyy body? Are you asking for some kind of challenge?

NACHOMAN: I-I didn't even read the email before I wrote that line. Jesus H. Christ... {mutters}

NOXIGAR: You grasped the point because of how horribly written the 1 Up Emails are. Again, X is the New Y and Raiku Emails are both works you've riffed that, while I consider bad as well, are nothing like 1 Up Emails. What you have here is something not even Im a bell would be able to compare to in terms of mediocrity.

STINKOMAN: {in 1-Up's voice} I like fairy tales that end with Pudding.

BLUEBRY: {gets up and smacks his head against the wall}
SKUB: {throws up} Aauuuugh, all I can taste is my breakfast

NOXIGAR: Well don't eat Bluebry Bullets for breakfast and maybe you won't taste them!

{Noxigar stops, then laughs at his own statement}
NOXIGAR: That sounded amazing in an ironic way.

1-UP: {in Stinkoman's voice} Double Deuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce! {Nothing happens} Who-Ha?! Double Deuuuuuuuuuuuuuce! {Nothing happens again}

STINKOMAN: {in 1-Up's voice} I'm not old enough to know that attack yet. Remember?

SKUB: Idunno, when I was seven I knew what that meant

NOXIGAR: I consider you more intelligent than Stinkoman. Take that with a grain of salt. And some spinach.

1-UP: {in Stinkoman's voice} Oh, man. Now I have to use stupid kid powers.

BLUEBRY: throw some cam jansen books at him

NOXIGAR: If I knew who Cam Jensen was, I'd probably be laughing at this.

STINKOMAN: {in 1-Up's voice} Ha ha! {Blasts Stinkoman in 1-Up's body with the Double Deuce attack}

{The screen goes black. Cuts back to 1-Up at Strong Bad's broken Lappy}

1-UP: So, There you have it. I still don't like Stinkoman. I'm glad he's in another dimension.

SKUB: No need to explain that, buddie

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {walks onscreen} Hey, Son. We must now go on our quest to find Marzichan and Marzipan.

BLUEBRY: this is the most robotic dialogue...
NACHOMAN: {monotone} We must go on a dangerous adventure. We may not come back alive.
SKUB: WHO WILL GO WITH YOUR PARTY???

NOXIGAR: I recommend taking a robot with you.
NOXIGAR: Also, I would not mind if you reiterated what "robotic dialogue" is, please. It seems I forgot. Would "William Shatner" be a good example of someone who spouts out robotic dialogue?

Are you ready?

BLUEBRY: Affirmative.

1-UP: Yes... I am...

NACHOMAN: Why does 1-Up have time to answer stupid e-mails when he's in the middle of this epic quest?
SKUB: It's called a "framing device", you plebe

SKUB: NOTE: THIS DOES NOT EXCUSE CRAPPY WRITERS FROM NOT ANSWERING EMAILS. GO TAKE YOUR DUMB STINKOQUEST SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU DUMB BABY

NOXIGAR: What the hell is a plebe? Is my lack of understanding what you said like the times I had to look up what Pochama and Nippon-itchi meant? Yes, I legitimately had to look up what Pochama was.

{Homestar Runner and 1-Up walk offscreen. Cuts to a hole whhere a child-sized stickman crawls out}

STICKLYMAN. JR: I shall avenge you, Dad...

{A spooky sillhoutted guy with red eyes, a hood on, a torn cape, and a spiked helmet

NACHOMAN: I'm surprised Mitchell hasn't gotten a call from Hollywood with all of the originality pouring out of this show
SKUB: Oh, shoot, a hood, now you know this a bad guy!!!

NOXIGAR: Actually hoods are also worn by heroes. I mean, take Assassin's Creed, for instance!

appears floating in the air(the same one from Email 51)}

MYSTERIOUS GUY: Hello. I have already kidnapped Marzipan and Marzichan and now I want you to work for me.

BLUEBRY: there's just so little sense in this plot

STICKLYMAN. JR: What if I refuse?

MYSTERIOUS GUY: {Chants a curse} Ees Maracle aluck mimi Sticklyman.

BLUEBRY: oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
SKUB: Hubba hubba zoot zoot

NOXIGAR: Zoot suit riot? I don't see the funny here as much.

{Suddenly, A Stick looking zombie hand comes out of a grave that appears out of nowhere and Sticklyman crawls out}

NACHOMAN: "Hmmm, how can I make this plot even more contrived?"

NOXIGAR: By actually answering the email indirectly during it!

MYSTERIOUS GUY: If you do not help me, I will make your own father kill you.

BLUEBRY: "I'm cool like that."

STICKLYMAN. JR: {Gulps} Okay... Fine... You get your wish...

MYSTERIOUS GUY: Good. Now, Be on the look out for 1-Up and Homestar Runner. They are on the way to this exact Graveyard. Be prepared... {He's vooice echoes as he dissapears}

STICKLYMAN. JR: I shall destroy you... 1-Up... {Leaves with the Sticklyman Zombie}

NACHOMAN: why would he take the zombie with him

NOXIGAR: To make the fight less one-sided.

{The Paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• Stinkoman being in another dimension is from Stinkoman Email.
• I think it is obvious what type of bad guy the Mysterious Guy is by now. He is the dead, zombie, monster, vampire, witch type bad guy.
• It's not even Halloween yet and already I'm starting on the scary storylines.

NACHOMAN: you crazy guy

NOXIGAR: In Noxigar world, Halloween is merely a set number of days from April 8.
NOXIGAR: For the layman, it means I don't celebrate Halloween.

• Sticklyman. Jr is Sticklyman's Son.

BLUEBRY: really

Easter Eggs

• Click on the grave that Sticklyman came out of to see a zombie crawl out of the grave and start poking the Paper.