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1-UP EMAIL 60!

BLUEBRY: in five emails you can reti—should retire

1-Up is emailed the Boxing Glove Email again.

SKUB: This just deserves another page ever.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Sticklyman. Jr

Transcript

{1-Up walks up to the broken Lappy that seems to be more broken then before. In fact, It is so broken that it doesn't work}

BLUEBRY: oh my god this is stupid

1-UP: No! Darn! No Computer... I wish I had the Heavenly 5000...

{1-Up starts walking towards another graveyard.

BLUEBRY: it was just right there
SKUB: Good goddamn this is just depressing as shit.

Another couple of Zombies crawl out of the Grave and start jumping on 1-Up}

1-UP: Aaaaaaahh! {Throws them all off and starts running}

{Cuts to a desert-type place where there is dirt and darkness everywhere}

SKUB: "My soul aches from all the pain, my blood spills onto the page,"

1-UP: {walks in and sees a thrown-out computer} Wow. It is the Widey 3000. That was Stinkoman's Very First Computer. I might give it a shot. {Tries to use some tape to put the Widey 3000 back together} There. Now to check some email.

SKUB: Woo hoo. Yeah. Party on.

{The following email pops up}

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

1-UP: {typing} I've gotten this email before. Haven't I? I don't have any Boxing Gloves. Let me act you something,

BLUEBRY: oh you have got to be kidding me
SKUB: Let me act you somethin', bitch

Mister... Umm... No Name. I am going to change your email using some kind of... device that will change this email.

{1-Up covers the words he doesn't want with Tape. Now the email has become...

SKUB: a blank screen!

}

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

1-UP: {reading} How do you box? {typing} There is an email worth answering.

SKUB: Shame we can't find it.

Hmm... I don't know. But, I guess I shall soon find ou-

STICKLYMAN. JR: What are you doing here? I killed you.

BLUEBRY: "Oh I forgot." {dies}

{1-Up grabs some boxing gloves off the ground and strikes a pose}

1-UP: Get ready to fight.

SKUB: VEGETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STICKLYMAN. JR: This should be easy... I don't need my cyborg mech this time. {strikes a pose}

{They dash toward each other and leap simultaneously into the air in slow-motion. Freezeframe of 1-Up striking Sticklyman. Jr. Sticklyman. Jr lands on his feet in the background. 1-Up lands in the foreground in a kneeling stance. After a pause, there is a rack-focus to Sticklyman. Jr, who then wavers a bit, and falls flat on his face}

SKUB: You don't even know you're already dead

STICKLYMAN. JR: Very well done. Very well done indeed, chosen one.

1-UP: Thank you.

STICKLYMAN. JR: I am sorry... But, I am only following in my father's footsteps... I hope we are still friends...

BLUEBRY: the hell

1-UP: We are, my friend. We are.

STICKLYMAN. JR: Arg! I am sorry to b-be the one to tell y-y-you this... But, Your father i-i-is d-dead...

BLUEBRY: the hell

1-UP: What?!

STICKLYMAN. JR: I'm sorry. But, Sticklyman killed your father. The Living-Dead

SKUB: Zombie

King is currently moving towards the Lava Zone where he has taken control over Saargtsson. Quickly! run! Saargtsson is thinking about killing your mother...

SKUB: How I Killed Your Mother with Neil Patrick Saargtsson

Go! GO NOW!! {vanishes}

1-UP: {Gets up, Starts crying and runs towards the Lava Zone} I shall avenge you... Father...

BLUEBRY: the hell

{The Paper comes down}

SKUB: WHERE IS PADME

Fun Facts

• Widey 3000 is from Stinkoman Email created by Futuramaooy.
• The fighting sequence is from "Under Construction"

SKUB: coughcoughTEMPLATEcOUGH