(even if you aren't vegan)
88 Gift Ideas 2
It's a sequel to the original ftw. Let's get started.
1. bagels
2. bombs
3. a monkey
4. an ape
5. mayhem
6. foolishness
7. pie-shaped shoes
8. ship in a bottle
9. candy hearts
10. annoying noises
11. lederhosen
12. fish
13. giant horn
14. peacock feathers
15. symphony orchestra playing showtunes
16. candy house
17. snake oil
18. bones
19. industrial waste
20. belgium
21. six soda-soaked socks
22. pie-shaped shoe polish
23. canterbury chronicles
24. green polka-dot pajamas
25. japanese transistor radio
26. cuisinart
27. megaleg
28. another fish
29. greasy gloves
30. carnival clown
31. juvenile detention center
32. final fantasy character of choice
33. trebuchet
34. species named after them
35. copper penny covered hat
36. light-up nose
37. popcorn
38. pigeon
39. bag for popcorn
40. supernova
41. portal gun
42. al gore
43. teapot cozy with butterflies
44. halfway through list
45. nematode farm
46. howitzer
47. sunny day
48. cloudy day
49. fossil
50. conversation
51. horse
52. starbucks coffee
53. yugoslavia
54. windshield wipers
55. number 1 foam hand
56. number 3 foam hand
57. orca whale
58. seashell
59. community service
60. bubblegum cigar
61. candy darts
62. cardboard box
63. domesticated wolf
64. pudding
65. severed owl head
66. samus suit
67. nutcracker
68. tumor
69. grue
70. dew claws
71. canada
72. penguin skeleton
73. flower seeds
74. taser
75. bo-sox
76. marionette bird
77. jellyfish
78. can of green paint
79. can of yellow paint
80. desert oasis without desert
81. flying guitar
82. sklump the lemon
83. baseball bat
84. luigi hat
85. nunchuks
86. pulitzer prize
87. potato chips
88. frog legs