Slas Emails/thumb head

SLAS: Email is for only those compotent.

Subject: Hi

dear slas why does your head look like a thumb - xoxoxoxo chwoka

SLAS: Great. Another "Durr-hurr i lolz txtspk LOLOLOLOLOL". Aggh. So stupid. Well, Willy Chwoka and the Common Teenager Factory, I have NO IDEA why it's shaped this way. Though I have a pretty good theory.

{Cut to a chalkboard with a side view of Slas's head. Above it reads "Head Theory".}}

SLAS: I believe I have many brain parts, so many it shapes my head this way. There's the "End Humanity" section,

{A quarter of his brain is now labeled "End Humanity".}}

SLAS: The "Cheat Code" section,

{Another quarter appears that says "Cheat Codes".}

SLAS: The "Anwser Pointless Emails" section,

{The other half is labeled "Pointless Emails".}

SLAS: And the "Jake's Conversations with Me" section.

{Another section is drawn in badly by Slas, saying "Crap". Goes back to desk.}

SLAS: So there you have it, Chwoclate. It's most likely due to my brain being UTTERLY UNHELPFUL IN CATAGORIZING MY SECTIONS. The Paper, if you please.

{A "Chuck Chuck" is heard, followed by the Paper coming down.}

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