RiffText/MFT3K/Raiku Email/Fast-Food

RAIKU: EMAIL TIME!

SKULLB: AAGH TURN IT DOWN
BLUEBRY: Then it's GROCERY STORE TIME.

subject: fast food

Hey, Raiku!

You should start a fast-food company. All the cool guys have one!

SKULLB: Whoever emailed this guy had the wrong person.
BLUEBRY: Yeah, those guys are REEEEEEEAL popular these days.

NOXIGAR: Time to go and get fast food. {leaves the theatre}

- ZPP

RAIKU: Sure.

{Cut to "Mista-Pizza"}

CUSTOMER: What is in this?

BLUEBRY: A bit direct, eh?

RAIKU: Blood.

SKULLB: What is in what? What are we seeing here? Where are these people? I mean, they're at or inside some place called "Mista-Pizza", but we've got no details! And this is not a punchline! God, this is the worst thing.

> Click here to e-mail Raggon Raiku

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CHWOKA: And another thing, why does he burn through email addresses like he does my happiness?
SKULLB: I don't think he understands how the internet works.

{Noxigar returns, then sits down.}

NOXIGAR: Oh. That was a short e-mail and even shorter riff.

{Noxigar takes out chicken strips, eating them.}