RiffText/NukeNoid/7

DYNOMITE: dynomite

BROOKS JAXXON: Hey nuclear noid what is wrong

NUKE: WELL YOU SEE SUPER SALLY DOESNT LOVE ME BACK

{Noxigar sarcastically gasps}

DYNOMITE: that is a shame

NUKE: oh no it is the-

FRIEND ZONE: hello all it is i

NOXIGAR: I would cheer the Friend Zone on in kicking the Noid's ass, but I just remembered several instances where I'd barely sympathize with Nuclear Noid.

CHWOKA I GUESS: oh dear

BLUEBRY: Hey guys check out this sweet urban outfitters scoop neck

NOXIGAR: Tune in next episode where it becomes mainstream and Bluebry stops wearing it.

DYNOMITE: more like bawlz

{we all laugh at the reference}

NOXIGAR: Except me, who doesn't get it.

so anyways back to the friend zone

NOXIGAR: NO, THE FRIEND ZONE IS HORRIBLE.

FZ: nuclear noid i have come for your soul

NOID: oh no i guess this is better than nothing at all

REASON: {suddenly appearing} that doesn't make any sense at all

NOXIGAR: FINALLY, REASON!

{noid missile dropkicks reason in the bawlz}

NOXIGAR: DAMN IT, REASON! YOU WERE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!

DYNOMITE: oh ho ho {explodes from so much hearty physical humour}

BROOKS: hey noid maybe doggie will cheer you up

ERIC IS A CHOOM RIGHT: that joke kinda ran it's course-

BROOKS: HERE IS HIS PICTURE

NOXIGAR: And doggie failed to amuse anyone ever, except the image's creator and maybe a closed circle of "friends".

CHWOKA: and they all lived happily ever

AFTER

NOXIGAR: Until I riffed that junk inside that trunk, and doggie gets love drunk off its own humps.