RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Bell Quest/Segment3

{Fade in to the concession and tickets room.}

SKULLB: I wish I was dead.

CHWOKA: Aww come on, there's gotta be something here to cheer you up. Like...

{Chwoka presses a button}

CHWOKA: Pressing buttons! Right?

BLUEBRY: They pressed buttons in the movie. It's ruined the entire experience for me, really.

{The button lowers a big-screen TV. Dr. Brainfreeze is on the screen.}

DR. BRAINFREEZE: Gentlemen! Did you like the movie?

SKULLB: That's like asking us if we like a million volts to the b-

DR. BRAINFREEZE: AUGH! I- I get it, I get it.

SKULLB: I was going to say "brain", but sure.

CHWOKA: So, what do you want?

DR. BRAINFREEZE: I'm here to deliver some devastating news!

BLUEBRY: We already know there's a sequel.

DR. BRAINFREEZE: Yes, but Bell Quest II isn't even finished. The real news is that THERE'S MORE!

SKULLB: WHAAAAAAAAAT

DR. BRAINFREEZE: Yes, more! There's outtakes! You have 2 minutes...spend them wisely! {laughs}

{The TV turns off}

CHWOKA: ...well.

SKULLB: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CHWOKA: We'd better get in shape, guys! We gotta go in there happy, or we'll come out suicidal. Let's move, let's move, let's move!

{Chwoka presses a button on SkullB's back. "Eye of the Tiger" begins palying.}

BLUEBRY: I enjoy this song. Not that much though.

{Chwoka slaps Bluebry}

CHWOKA: No you fool! It's montage music! We have to do something! They didn't have popcorn in the movie, did they!?

{short pause}

CHWOKA: Right! So...

{Chwoka pulls out a popcorn popper}

CHWOKA: We'll entertain ourselves by popping popcorn!

SKULLB: HHHHHHHHHH

CHWOKA: {nearly crying} It's not popping fast enough!

{Chwoka runs over to the ticket dispenser}

CHWOKA: Uh, uh, uh, we can have a ticket fight! A fight with tickets!

{Chwoka presses the button, and a ticket comes out. He reads it}

CHWOKA: "Green Grass and High Tides Forever"!? Okay, whatever, whatever that is, we need a lot of it!

{Chwoka presses the button again}

TICKET DISPENSER: NEED 3 DOLLARS OT CONTINUE

CHWOKA: Agh! Everything is going wrong!

SKULLB: HHHHHHHHHHHAT Oh, sorry. Sorry. I got stuck in a loop. ... Anyway, what?

CHWOKA: {panicking} Oh, well nothing seems to be fun and everything is going wrong and -

{the blue light begins flashing}

CHWOKA: {without missing a beat} - oh we got fanfic sign!

{Chwoka runs into the theater, carrying SkullB. Bluebry follows.}