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RiffText/Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version
Contents
Opening Comments
{SKubis at his Skubputer checking the Skub User Wiki. I mean wait no he's looking at terrible fan fiction.}
SKUB: Oh, jeezy creezy! Hey Nacholame, get a load of this!
{NachoMan emerges from under the table for undisclosed reasons.}
NACHOMAN: Yes, mistress?
SKUB: Check out this load.
NACHOMAN: Oh dear lord.. this definitely violates the Pokemon canon.
SKUB: Totally, I mean, catching Bulbasaurs in the wild? Give me a break.
NACHOMAN: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
SKUB: We use all of the cynicism and hate at our disposal to bring down the author of this work and hopefully deter him from ever writing again?
NACHOMAN: You make it sound so negative.
{Cut to the outside of Bluebry's room. There is pumping and heavy breathing from inside. NachoMan and Skullbuggy come up and NachoMan knocks.}
BLUEBRY: {from inside} What the heck is it?
CHWOKA: {faintly} oh yes..
NACHOMAN: Oh um guys we're going to riff some crap Pokemon thing wanna join us?
BLUEBRY: Heavens no, get the juice out out of here!
CHWOKA: ...mmmm it feels good when you're mad...
NACHOMAN: {to Skub} Well, it's just you and me.
SKUB: Theater, ho!
NACHOMAN: What did you call me?
SKUB: Never mind, let's go hurt some kid's feelings.
{the scene ends. Bitch}
Pokemon: Strong Bad Version
The following is a still-active fanstuff. The revision shown here is from 19:58, 19 September 2010 (UTC) (or sometime around then).
{NachoMan walks in carrying Skub. He sets him down on the seat.}
NACHOMAN: I feel good already.
SKUB: Woah now, sailor, you happy to see me or what?
{Skub and NachoMan blush and then make out.}
Intro
One day, Strong Bad remembered playing Pokemon Red and Blue.
NACHOMAN: It helped forget his time in Vietnam.
Because of his nostalgic history with the series in Gameboy/Gameboy Color, he wanted to play the series' continuations, but on the Nintendo DS.
SKUB: Holy shit, guess what's wrong with this sentence
BLUEBRY: it's boring
Instead of buying a Nintendo DS himself, he "borrowed" Strong Sad's.
BLUEBRY: ITS A JOKE CUZ HE STOLE IT
However, Homestar Runner, being naive per usual, thought the Nintendo DS would make a good smoothie, so he threw it in a blender.
SKUB: That's less being naive and more being retarded.
As a result, Strong Bad got sucked into a portal
NACHOMAN: Oh crap, I need an explanation as to why Strong Bad is in the Pokemon universe!
SKUB: No time! Just throw something together, quick!
once he and Strong Sad realized what Homestar was doing with it.
SKUB: It's like grammar and diction is dying in my arms.
And now it's up to whoever to get Strong Bad through a world.
SKUB: IN A WORLD,
Imagine Spyro the Dragon's plot for the second game but without Spyro, Ripto, or anything related to either
NACHOMAN: Pokemon is a lot like Kingdom Hearts, for several reasons which I will explain in great detail.
(well, maybe Moneybags, if only because Bubs is almost exactly like Moneybags).
SKUB: So... what, no more Pokemon?
Unless you really want it.
SKUB: Fuck it, this is Spyro fan fiction now,
BLUEBRY: "Why be original when I can base plots off of video games Bluebry's never played because he has a life?"
No, I'm not making a prologue; it starts with Strong Bad in the Kanto region (because it's first).
Storyline
Kanto Region
SKUB: The Beginning of The End
NACHOMAN: I'M MASHING A AS FAST AS I CAN CMON NURSE JOY HURRY THE FUCK UP
Misc.
NACHOMAN: The content too risque for the front page.
BLUEBRY: seymour butz
