RiffText/Wiki User Email Im a bell/Jorbs

Im a bell goes to work.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Master of Time and Space, 大棒さっさと棍子, Homestar dressed in a muffler costume, The Priesnouncer.

Places: Im a bell's Computer Room, Bubs' Concession Stand, Center of the Universe, The HIA, SB's House, A Church.

Transcript

IM A BELL:{singing} I should have told you all I wanted was to check e-mai-il, but you wanted me to be the deletin' o-one!

LIGHTNING GUY: But you've never been suited for anything e-e-ver.

{high voice} yes you di-id!

Jorbs

Dare Bellstrom,
wart kindar jorbs yous grot?
Rappa Zay

IM A BELL: Uh oh. A Coach Z e-mail.

{types in "translataz.exe"}

Jobs

Dear Im a bell,
What kind of jobs do you have?
Coach Z

IM A BELL:{typing}I got tons of jobs. One for each day of the week. Except for Monday. That's when I check e-Mail

LIGHTNING GUY: And it somehow takes up the entire day.

(there's a time warp thingy involved). And except Saturday, that's when Bo-bobo's on!

LIGHTNING GUY: And ot somehow takes up the entire day.

On Tuesday, I go over to work at Bubs's with Strong Bad. Although, usually he makes me eat old, sweaty, food-shaped costumes.

{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Im a bell is eating the Sad Clowndog costume}

LIGHTNING GUY: That's why the clowndog is sad. That's why...

BUBS: Just keep eating that Sad Clowndog! Hey, where's Strong Bad?

STRONG BAD:{from inside Im a bell's stomach} HELP ME!!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: Im a bell thought Strong Bad was just the dog meat.

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} On Wednesday, I go make supernovas and wormholes in the center of the Universe

LIGHTNING GUY: Which is actually pretty easy to do.

with Strong Sad-I mean, "The Master of Time and Space".

{cut to the Middle of the Universe}

IM A BELL: Time/Space Master, do we really have to destroy Alpha Centauri?

THE MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE: YES WE DO!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: WE JUST DO

Now, hand me Halley's Comet.

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} On Thursday, I go run the HIA.

LIGHTNING GUY: What the crap is the HI freaking A?

{cut to the HIA}

IM A BELL: Yo twiggy! What's our, uh, ya know, gig fo' today?

LIGHTNING GUY: You must have spent hour coming up with that charade.

THESTICK: Don't call me twiggy, Im a bell! And this is your week off, remember?

{Im a bell pulls out a Tommy gun}

LIGHTNING GUY: He ran out of Jimmy guns, I see.

IM A BELL: Now look twiggy! You are to call me Don Belletto! And you tell me today's plan or you ain't gettin' no piece of the action, but your gettin' a piece of the lead from this heater, capiche?

THE STICK: Why do you always act like a mafia boss when you come here?

LIGHTNING GUY: Because secret agents are exactly the same as the mob.

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} On Friday, I go to Strong Bad's house to beat a muffler with a lead pipe. Or something like that.

LIGHTNING GUY: Or he beats a muffler with a lead pipe like he said.

{cut to SB's house. homestar is dressed in what appears to be a muffler costume}

HOMESTAR: Just keep on hitting me! Hit me! Hit me down!

LIGHTNING GUY: That boy sure loves to get spanked.

IM A BELL: Are you sure that's a muffler?

STRONG BAD: Uhh... Yeah, why not?

IM A BELL: Okay!

{Im a bell hits homestar multiple times. cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} On Sunday, I go to church.

LIGHTNING GUY: How ironic.

{cut to a church. Im a bell can be seen hanging from the church's belfry. The Announcer is a priest conducting a wedding}

THE PRIESNOUNCER: And do you, Bubs, take Coack Z to be your lawfully wedded freak?

LIGHTNING GUY: This happens every Sunday.

BUBS: How did you talk me into this again?

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} The weird thing is, Coach Z marries Bubs EVERY Sunday!

LIGHTNING GUY: I give up.

{stops typing} Well, I gotta go make black hole cake for Strong Sad. Say, You know what would go great with that? Fried Sad Clowndog Costume!

{Im a bell leaves. The Paper comes down}

Real-World References

• The Email Intro Im a bell sings is a reference to a Godley & Creme song, "Wedding Bells".