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LIGHTNING GUY: Now that the first part of the Im a bell email craptacular is done, here's

Bling Email!

LIGHTNING GUY: I can finish my own sentences, thank you.

Due to the apparent success of the Bling emails in WUE Im a bell,

LIGHTNING GUY: You think any page that gets more than 5 views is a success.

I have decided to give up my other FCE, and create this.

Synopsis

Season 0;
Bellson drove Bell to the edge, so he took a vacation in Japan,

LIGHTNING GUY: the only country that mattered to him,

leaving Bling to run his email show. After paying for a destroyed wall and having a seemingly cannibalistic lunch with Bling, Grundy and 1-Up decided to help Bling with his email show.

Season 1;
Bell's returned from Japan, so Bling had to stop running Bellmail. This resulted in 1-Up and Grundy hacing

LIGHTNING GUY: Hacking is illegal, you know.

to leave because "[He doesn't] like freeloading poultry and pudding-freaks

LIGHTNING GUY: "Hey, I'm not poultry!" said 1-Up.

inside the house". This caused Bling to take the house next door, which was going to be blown up by Bell is nobody took it. This house gave Bling space to create his own email show, and rooms for 1-Up and Grundy to stay in. Recently, Bling has kicked out 1-Up and Grundy, and presumably reduced them to radioactive ash, because his email show is now being broadcast in Wiki City only.

LIGHTNING GUY: That seems like a good reason to presume they're radioactive ash now.

Season 1

Blingmail.exe

3.RecipesNEW!
2.DND

1.Playtime

Season 0: Bell is in Japan

Blingmailold.exe

0.Bubbles
-1.Cute
-2.Restaurant
-3.Eating

-4.The Leaving of Bell

Other

Click here to Email Bling

at [email protected]

LIGHTNING GUY: Yeah, I'll gladly click that link and probably end up bombarded by thousands of spam.

Awards

• SO GOOD! - "grood" image.png

  It's... (not) SO (LIGHTNING GUY: ANY)
  GOOD!