RiffText/Everything You Know Is Wrong/fiveoneturkey

Synopsis

You awake in a chamber with five recognizeable people,

LIGHTNING GUY: I've never heard of these "recognizeables" before. They sound dangerous.

some dude you've never seen, and a raw turkey. You go through grueling (???)

LIGHTNING GUY: Grueling (???)

tests trying to escape, but as most of the stories I direct, it will probably be a bad ending... OR WILL IT?

LIGHTNING GUY: How am I supposed to know?

Public.

Idea by Vindicator :D

LIGHTNING GUY: Execution by Hanging D:

Oh, who wants to be the "You" and the five friends? I'm the dude... and the turkey... who plays an important role.

I woke up. 5 faces and a new one.

LIGHTNING GUY: "5 more minutes," groaned a new one.

AND A TURKEY? OH WOW!!!

"Y'know, we can hear you."

{Vindicator throws a scythe at the camera.}

VINDICATOR: Hey guys.

LIGHTNING GUY: And I thought throwing a scythe at a camera would severely damage it. You sure proved me wrong!