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KickCheat E-mails #4
LIGHTNING GUY: The moral of the story is
Destroying computers is fun!
Cast: (in order of appearance): KickCheat, Strong Bad
Places: The Computer room, Strong Bad's computer room
Computer: Kickix 500
Script
{KickCheat types his address}
LIGHTNING GUY: He didn't say anything. GENIUS! PURE GENIUS!
Dear KickCheat,
What does Sucram mean?
From
???
KICKCHEAT: Well stupid, you need a better name! DELETED!!
LIGHTNING GUY: This guy knows how to check his email.
{The Kickix deletes the e-mail.The paper comes down saying "The end". It disapears}
KICKCHEAT: But it ain't over
LIGHTNING GUY: what why please no
{Cut to Strong Bad at The Lappy.}
Dear Strong Bad
This is an e-mail from KickCheat! Delete this and face
KickCheat
Doooooooooom!
From
STRONG BAD: Well for starters, you messed up my computer. So...DELETED!
LIGHTNING GUY: This guy knows how to check his email.
{The Lappy deletes the e-mail. Cut to KickCheat at the Kickix.}
LIGHTNING GUY: Meet
KICKCHEAT: Bad idea Strong Bad!!!!!!!!
LIGHTNING GUY: He's the evil twin of Good idea Strong Bad!
{Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappy. The lappy has three holes in it.. Cut to KickCheat at the Kickix.}
KICKCHEAT: See ya next time!
{The compy 386 logo appears on the Kickix, followed by the Tandy and the Lappy's logo. The paper comes down saying "The End". A few seconds later, "4 real!!!!!!!!" appear on the paper. The logos and the paper disappear a few seconds later}
KICKCHEAT: I think I should check one more e-mail.
Dear KickCheat,
YOUR COMPUTER A SLODE!!!
KICKCHEAT: What the f...
{cut to an explosion with the words "KA BOOM! appear. Cut back to The Kickix with a hole in it. The Paper comes down saying "THE END"}
KICKCHEAT: {Text at the bottom of the screen} She's dead! End the e-mail. I miss my great computer! {shouting} THERE ARE NO EASTER EGGS TODAY! Go away!
LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, what the crap just happened?
