Color Printer's E-mails/Ultraman

Summary

Color Printer gets off-topic. Again.

Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap

Transcript

Color Printer: Here comes an e-mail, dun dun dun!

Dear LP,
I was wondering if you play my game!
-Ultraman

Color Printer: {clicks reply, starts typing} Who's LP? And what game? Wha....? Maybe this is in code! This looks like a job for...{goes to start menu and clicks on "Translator Deluxe"}...The Translator Deluxe 3000!

TRANSLATOR DELUXE 3000

Copyright 5134

ENTER TEXT BELOW

Color Printer: Here we go! {copies e-mail text, pastes it in program, hits "Translate!" button}

Translating...
Please wait.

Desired long playing record, 
To me in demand whether you play my play! 
- Ultraman

Color Printer: Okay, let's see what we got here...{reads e-mail} Whoa. That's weird. Maybe my Translator Deluxe isn't really worth the $314.38 I spent on it. And maybe the $1.12 rebate wasn't worth it, either. You know what? I'm going to go see if Bitmap is doing anything.

{Color Printer gets up and walks off. Cut to Bitmap playing Asteroids on his Pixel 386.}

Bitmap: Take that, you space rock! DIE!!!

{Color Printer walks in}

Color Printer: Are you playing Asteroids again?

Bitmap: Maybe.

{Game over music plays as the Pixel 386 displays the words "GAME OVER"}

Bitmap: Aw, man! I'm bored now. {closes Asteroids}

Color Printer: So how's your E-Sell auction going?

Bitmap: I don't know. I'm going to go check.

{Bitmap double-clicks on the Internet icon. He types "E-Sell.com" in the address bar. He logs in under Bitmap386. He clicks on a link under "Current Auctions".}

ASTEROIDS 2: BLAST 'EM UP

Seller: Bitmap386
Condition: Fairly Good
Bids: 18
Highest Bid: $500
Highest Bidder: Sum1special
Time Left: 10 minutes

Bitmap: Whoa! $500?!?!?

Color Printer: HEY! You're selling our copy of "Asteroids 2: Blast 'Em Up"?

Bitmap: Not nessecessarily. {hands CP the box}

{Color Printer opens it. We can see it is empty except for the Gamebox Precautions Booklet.}

Color Printer: Oh, you're good. {smiles mischeviously}

{Color Printer and Bitmap walk offscreen. Cut to a screen that says "1 Week Later..." Cut back to the computer. A message pops up saying "1 New Message from: Sum1special". The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "Read" at the end to see the angry e-mail.

BITMAP386

I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE EMPTY BOX
INCLUDED ARE 8,235 VIRUSES ON ONE FILE
I HOPE YOU DIE AND ROT

SUM1SPECIAL

P.S. I WILL SUE YOU

Fun Facts

• Gamebox is a crossover of the Gamecube and the X-Box.
  • According to this page, the Gamebox games are actually floppy disks.
• To translate the message, I went on Babelfish, translated the e-mail into spanish, then english, then german, then english.