Color Printer's E-mails/Store

Summary

Color Printer opens up a store printing out stories. Bad idea.

Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap

Transcript

Color Printer: E-mail remix! Doot doot doot doo doo...

Dear Color Printer,
You should open one o'
them sidewalk shops and
print up stories for people
when they buy them! I would
come. Print up Ark Angel!!
--Thatkidsam, GA

Color Printer: {starts typing} Wow! That's the greatest idea anyone's ever thought of that involves me! I could make billions of dólares! I'd be like one of those stores, like Bookazon! No wait, that's online.

{Cut to Color Printer standing behind the counter of some stand. There is a sign on the top of the stand. It reads:}

GET YOUR FAVORITE STORY PRINTED!!!

$1 per page plus $5 fee
(1 page stories printed for free)

Color Printer: {singing} Gonna make me millions, gonna make me billions....

Bitmap: {walks onscreen, then reads sign aloud} Are you sure this is a good idea?

Color Printer: No, I'm super-sure! Now hurry up and ask me to print something.

Bitmap: Okay, print me a copy of "The War of The People", book 2!

Color Printer: I thought you said you weren't reading that series!

Bitmap: Heh heh...seems I...changed my mind.

Color Printer: {sighs, prints out story} Since the story has 158 pages...that'll be $163.

Bitmap: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?? I don't have that kind of money!

{Suddenly, two police officers walk by.}

Police Office #1: Are you Color Printer?

Color Printer: Yes sir! Yes sir I am.

Police Office #2: Did you know that you've been printing copyrighted documents and illegally selling them?

Color Printer: Oops.

Police Officer #1: {handcuffs CP} Come with us.

{The two police officers carry a struggling Color Printer offscreen as CP protests.}

Bitmap: Call me when you get to the big house!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the sign to see the newspaper headline. There is a picture of Color Printer in a call. The headline reads "PRINTER ARRESTED!"

Fun Facts

• "Yes sir. Yes sir I am" is from 20X6 Vs. 1936.
• "dólares" is dollars in Spanish.
• Bookazon is a fake book company made by TBC.